Wednesday, 15 March 2017

Caught Ya!

Hello everyone,

We have been playing catch up to Lindy and Bear. First off we were poorly, and then they decided to follow our example and have their own bout of the dreaded lurgy.

Now it is day fifteen and we I am pleased to say have caught up to date. I am jolly glad and so is my behind as two a day added to my husband's oh so kind warm up is  quite hard on the posterior!

Here we go then , a quick look at my husband's choice of implement and no we haven't repeated any as yet.

 The spaghetti measurer, a holiday purchase and long forgotten in the toy box followed by a cute little spatula. I am not so keen on wood but silicon is not too bad.

 The nest day brought a dose of hubby's right hand. As he is left handed he doesn't use this one much and he is not as skilled in my opinion! Actually he always says his hand hurts , oh how tragic I hear you cry....
And can you all see the size of that bloody  WOODEN jam spoon! Another gift from a friendly blogger, Ami this time. I know there are a few of these gigantic spoons knocking around the land but if you would like to try one just give me your address, just saying.....

I can't imagine why but I am feeling a bit tender  today, especially for some reason when I am in the shower. Is that just me or does that happen to anyone else?

Moving on...

Our very favourite implements!!

Oh he loves that blasted ruler,and then lucky me, his thick belt, my favourite. A yummy day..

I don't usually have many long lasting after effects, hubby is quite gentle really. Not so you would know by the amount of squiggling and squealing I do (in his opinion). There are a few slightly uncomfy places on my behind today, lol.

And today we have got there, our fourteenth and fifteenth implements

For Christmas my beloved bought me the lovely  leather strap (among other bits that will appear on another day). he started with this and then discovered yet another slightly larger spatula to end with.

I hope you know how much I love you Lindy Lou! 

Thank the Gods I am back to one a day from now on as Hubby has been rummaging in the toy box and in his opinion we are only left with the "hard stuff".

Oh what fun!  Lol.

To be honest we are having fun, giggling our way through the challenge and in truth six of anything is not too bad, especially when wielded by my Sir.

Hope you are all having a lovely week, Spring is coming in our neck of the woods. The flowers are so pretty at this time of year,

For all of you...

Just saying......

Love Jan, xx

Friday, 10 March 2017

Doubling up!

Hello everyone,

So here we are again, still miles behind Lindy and Bear in the challenge and playing catch up.

We missed yesterday due to the ever present virus. Drama queen that I am I feel like I am wading through a quagmire ( okay I don't actually know what that feels like but I have a  vivid imagination combined with my overly dramatic and whiny tendencies)

Here goes with the last couple of sessions, 

On the eight day of challenge my husband gave to me

A very nice warm up with his hand , he says this mandatory no matter what as he doesn't want to hurt me, lol

followed by the belt, not my favourite one , this is a bit thin and stingy followed by a nasty little melamine paddle that is plain and simply unpleasant .

How many days are there to go, sigh.

Skip a day, behind a bit further and then this morning he had another attempt .

Another nice warm up, followed by the fun of the flogger , a useless implement really, there must be better versions of this on the market!  No pain though just plenty of pleasure.

This was followed by Ella's blooming rice paddle :( A lovely gift from  a fellow blogger when we met back in the Autumn. Gosh that is nasty. 

I have no say in the choice of implement, he surprises me each time so who knows what tomorrow may bring. 

Seven down.......

Happy Weekend everyone, I feel mine might be spent over those pillows, lol

love Jan, xxx

Tuesday, 7 March 2017

Lindy's Lent Larks!

Hello everyone,

A while ago my darling friend Lindy came up with a challenge for Lent.

"Six spanks a day with a different implement" she said.

"Oh what fun"  I said. "Shall we join in? " I asked my beloved.

"If you like, why not, I might have to get inventive though....."

 I could see his mind working

" Left hand, right hand, all those spoons , wood, leather, flogger,  ruler, canes,  paddles,oh yes we can keep going for a bit till we have to start again"

 he trailed off, and I wandered off. He was getting a bit too keen for my liking. There is me thinking this is a lark, there is his Lordship planning his implements for a major challenge.

And then, oh dearie
Yep, he fell ill :(

 Actually he has had a really bad virus, he has been very poorly. I am a terrible nurse and pretty much just left him to it. I know, I know, I love him but I thought at first he was just being a man. Oh come on you ALL know what I mean.


My turn :(

At this point I realised that he wasn't just being a man (sorry my sir) and for the last couple of weeks we have been a couple of wet lettuces just lolling about doing nothing much.

Of course along came the first of March, and Lindy and Bear got going,  implements blazing. 

I read her blog and dutifully reported back to hubby , oh a belt today, oh yummy a flogger ...
Inside I was thinking good luck to her, if I had to lay over those pillows I reckon I would cough myself to death.

Time marches on and hubby is feeling a teeny bit better, he doesn't look or sound it but hey I am no Doctor.

This morning he said casually, 

"Are you up to joining in  then? Get some endorphins going , might make you feel better?"

Now I didn't exactly spring into action, it was more a belly  flop onto the pillows like a dead fish :(

"Aha, we have seven days to catch up with, in the interests of niceness we will only do three days today"

"Eek, I am a poorly girl you know!"

"Buck up," he chortled rummaging around in the toy box 


"A warm up" he announced,

Left hand coming up ( he is left handed so I guess he was starting easy) Lots more than six though, just saying..

Yep, that's it.

Two days coming up

Our first toy, by now rather dog-eared was his first choice. for sentimental reasons.We were total novices when we wandered into a well known sexy chain store and bought this one. It looks okay but it is a bit on the pathetic side to be honest. It is not too bad so hey go with the flow I say.  

He followed this with a nippy little stingy spatula, which I am not quite so fond of. Wood! need I say more...

So  Lindy, we are up and running spanking. I am still coughing and spluttering, he is still a bit on the wheezy side but gosh I needed that.  Three down , five behind but we are catching you....

Roll on tomorrow ......

Hope everyone in Blogland is happy and healthy.
love Jan, xx

Tuesday, 14 February 2017

Happy Valentine's Day!

Happy Valentine's Day everyone,
 what ever you are doing we hope you have  a lovely time;)

I think we are off to the pictures!

Alas I do believe I have been usurped in my husband's affections by a teeny little blonde fairy!

In the County we live there is a tradition that a character called Jack Valentine knocks on the door of a house and when the child opens the door there is a little gift waiting on the door step with obviously no sign of the giver.  This is attached to a piece of string and when the child goes to pick it up it is yanked away. After a couple of attempts the parcel is left for it's recipient. I had never heard of this until I married my husband, my own parents would not have wasted the time or money on it but his parents had done this for him and his siblings. Hubby loved doing this for our kids and so is determined to carry it on for the Grandbaby.

We were driving the other day and out of the blue my husband said (with a straight face I might add)

"I will never forgive them for that!"

"Uh, what! who!"

"The kids, for moving three hours away , how am I supposed to be Jack Valentine, can't exactly knock on the door can I?" 

I think he must have been brooding for a while, lol.
 Anyway  a plan was hatched and shopping done, cute outfit, and a cuddly toy and a valentine card !! 
Parcel was then sent off , not the same, but best I could come up with and instructions sent to the kids along with it.
I feel that this time next year we will be taking a trip...........

Do any of you follow this or any other bonkers traditions I wonder?

Hope you all have a good one

love Jan and John (Aka Jack!)

Saturday, 4 February 2017

Sweet Somethings!

Hello everyone,

Just a quickie today ( no, not that sort of quickie!)  words people, words !!!

There have been several mornings filled with  attention in the Rose household this week, ( lucky me).

I have noticed that this week my beloved has had some very sweet things to say whilst we have been playing.

Yesterday he was full of it,

" Not bad for an old bird, having someone worshipping your body" he chortled as he got especially handy".

 "It's still a good arse, can't resist it." as he began squeezing, stroking and spanking in equal measure.

Old bird indeed! set me off giggling.

Today he decided as my fibro was bad he would massage, not spank. How kind.

 Started off  lovely, I was nice and relaxed, melting into the duvet, and then

Wallop, whack ( gentlyish but still...)

"Oy, that's not a massage, I was quite happy without that!!"

"I can't help it, I just can't seem to stop myself anymore, it's too tempting" he said continuing with his ministrations spanking.

Thankfully lots of this too

Hmm, I can tell you I am not in the least bit tempting he must have been having a senior moment, poor chap.

"It's so spankable when it's pink, I don't think I could give this up, I can't stop myself!"

It seems to me it doesn't stop him when it is as white as snow.
He loves to see his handprints and that rosy glow!

Would that my rear was as nice as this


So True...

 As is this...

I love you my sir. x

Hope you all have a fabulous weekend with plenty of fun, laughter and good girl spankings!

Love Jan, xx

Saturday, 28 January 2017

Fun and the Fourth!

Hello everyone,

Hope you are all having a good week, very different across that pond this week I imagine. We are watching with disbelief your new President's antics, must be scary to be there.

This week has been one of change for us, My Mother's funeral was in the week and surprisingly it turned out to be a happy day. The service was sweet, the music she chose herself, and the wake was full of memories and kindness. I can only hope she finally has the peace she craved for so long.
Our lives are  certainly different without her in them.

Also this week it has been our

How time flies when you are having fun! 

Hubby said ,

"Surely it is not that long, we must celebrate in the traditional way".

Any excuse in this house for a bit of spanky action, he then proceeded to use more than a few implements in a jolly fashion...

When I think back to the early tentative days of ttwd it seems to me that he has become a lot more skilled, both in the application of and knowing just when spankings are needed in this household!

 Never to late to learn, apparently!

For me it seems longer, I feel like it has always been a part of our lives, four years out of almost thirty five is nothing, yet it is everything......


 We have achieved such closeness since starting ttwd , retirement has only added to it. I feel like life is just beginning. Our ttwd life is of the fun variety, just right for us. I sometimes see people struggling with the dd side of things and am glad we came to the conclusion that for us this lifestyle is simply an enhancement to our happy marriage. It must be so difficult to marry someone and then develop this desire to change into a completely different lifestyle. 

I don't particularly class myself as submissive but by the same token I am not a top either. I love to please and nurture, so that makes it easier I suppose.  Four years on I am still me, and he is still him, we are just more sparkly versions of us I suppose, lol.

We don't tell anyone in our real lives about ttwd but  we don't especially try to hide it. The one thing I do do is make sure when the kids are about (grown though they are), that there are no toys laying about, Minelle's drawing comes down temporarily, that sort of thing.

 Only this time I forgot something.......

Hubby has a mug that very clearly states "I love spanking my wife " on it. This is usually hidden after dil to be spotted it one time :(   This dil is the one who up till now has been the only one almost in the know.

Imagine my horror on their latest visit  that I noticed my son carrying it up the stairs to our other dil (yes the one that hubby once swatted in reflex when she hugged him, an embarrassing experience for him and her!) full of coffee.

"Omg , omg" I hissed at hubby as son went out of sight.

"He is using the mug ......"

"What mug?"

"Seriously !!!! What mug, what mug, you know what mug for Christ's sake"

 I suddenly became a broken record. Hubby had the audacity to laugh.

"Too late now, don't worry about it"

"Funny man, what if they say something?"

"They won't.."

"How do you know that?"

"Think about it, would we say anything to our parents if it was us?  We are English, we would never say anything and they won't either"

I huffed about, muttering the dire things I was going to do to said mug when I got my hands on it.

Guess who was right though. The empty mug appeared in the sink and once washed was banished (by me) to the dark recesses of the cabinet never to be seen again! Nobody said a thing, not  a single word but I am reckoning that all the kids  know now. I suppose we did well keeping it a secret for four years.
At least Grandbaby can't read yet, sigh.....

And I am guessing that when we shuffle off this mortal coil the four of them won't be too stunned by the contents of the toy box.

 Every cloud has a silver lining :)

And at least they didn't spot the pyjamas we bought each other for Christmas



 Hope you are all well and happy, and enjoying life.

     Jan, xx

Saturday, 14 January 2017

Good Bye Mum.

Hello everyone,

A sad post today. I am sorry I have been sniping and snarly around the land lately but it has been a difficult time around here,

Finally after over forty years of her wishing for it and forty years of my brother and I fighting it,  mum has passed away. The last year has been truly awful for her, and the last few weeks have been a nightmare. In all honesty I can feel nothing but relief, so much suffering over the years has finally ended for her.


As most of you know mum has been living n the same nursing home as my parent's in law (both in their 90s) and to top off this week, as my mum lay dying the weather decided to wreak havoc on us all and threaten to flood the place. Plans were put in place behind the scenes ( That means not telling the oldies) to evacuate if necessary and we waited.

Yesterday morning I returned to the home to break my sad news to his parents and right in the middle of calming down a crying mil I was asked to pack a bag as they were off!
Now this went down like a lead balloon, my fil ( dementia not withstanding) decided this was a great adventure , mil not so much  ( that there is the biggest understatement of I have ever made!) :(
 Three hours later and they were moved to safety.

It is now the following day and nothing has  happened as yet but I am seriously thinking of just keeping my head down and hiding.

Yes, that's it exactly!

I sincerely hope you are all having a great week, if so could you please blog about it as I wish to live vicariously through you all this week . Just saying......

much love 
Jan, xx