Monday, 6 August 2018

Castle here I come!

Hello everyone,

Sorry to  have been missing in action lately. No excuses really just that due to the boiling hot weather ( seriously can you tell I am English, we always discuss the weather?) there has been little spanking action around here. My posterior is roasted without so much as  a handprint. We live in a semi detached house and it is so hot hot hot that we have the windows open at all times and although I don't much care who knows about our kink I am not sure the neighbours would appreciate hearing it. Even if he could find a silent implement and you bet he has a few in his arsenal. Unfortunately I am not a quiet person , lol.

I can't be bothered to be naughty either, it is frankly too much effort. I am being angelic and lazy instead. We have had fun at the beach, lazy days in the garden, which due to the lack of rain has begun to look like  a brown carpet instead of the lush green it once was. I am not complaining though, about the weather, the lack of spanking or the dying grass as tomorrow I am off to the Castle..........

In my head at least!

Not this one but in my mind it is a bit like this on the outside

What I wonder is it like on the inside.

Well, tomorrow is release day for the latest book in the series and I have it on pre order. 

I absolutely love Maren Smith's books and this one is surely not going to be the exception. To make things even better it is eight stories by ten of our favourite authors. I have been caught up with the tantalising snippets floating around this last couple of weeks and I can't wait.
 Castle here I come!!

Oh it is.

This is so true, best thing I ever did learn to read at a very young age. Mind you I have moved on a bit since the Famous Five.....

Tomorrow we are going on a longish car journey to visit Grandgirl. She too has started to read and is as obsessed with books as I am.  She is three on Friday and has requested  a scooter in honour of the occasion.  We have an early start as we  are expected to attend dance class with her too! 

I am seriously hoping hubby doesn't want any conversation out of me on the way as my kindle is charged and ready. 

I have other news too and that is not spanky either! So sorry  to disappoint.

Our youngest and his fiancee have announced that they are to be married on Sept 7th ( yes it is only a few weeks away and no I don't think she is, not that we would mind to be honest)  Her children are so excited to take our name and call my son Daddy. They are having a ceremony at a nearby venue and then a garden party at their home ( borrowed a marquee , it is England after all and the rain will surely have paid us a visit by then). It is a proper handmade/ homemade affair, bargain hunting along the way as they want to spend all their money on the cottage. We are all having fun. Now this is the son who shall we say favours this lifestyle so I am hoping their life together will be as much fun as ours has been. 

I hope you are all okay,  and having a beautiful  spanky summer 
 See you at the Castle..........

Thursday, 12 July 2018

Winning, Losing and Passing the time!

Hello everyone,

Losing :(

Well bless their hearts, they tried......

Never mind , we are so proud of them all. Next time boys.....

Winning :)

I entered a competition on facebook and this is what I won

A proper hold it in your hand copy of Maren Smith's Masters of the Castle Book, Saving Sara. I was allowed to choose and this is my favourite. Thank you so much Maren. I have read these books over and over on my Kindle and couldn't believe how pleased I was to get a real life copy, lol.

And then guess what I discovered........

There is a new one coming out on August 7th!!!!!

Ten authors, eight stories! I can't wait. How about you?

Roll on August :)

A final note. How cheeky is your husband?

During a recent fun morning playtime (aka spanking and canoodling) I was having my customary squiggle and squeal. Come on, I have been so angelic, I am sure he didn't need to spank quite that hard and so I was gently informing him he could spank with a bit less fervour than he actually was and I would be quite satisfied. ( Okay you caught me,  I was yelling my head off vociferously and trying to escape his clutches by swimming over the pillows, lol)

His response was this

"Oh come on you love it really, my sweet" ( not I might add lessening the intensity of the  smack one iota)

"Hmmph, I can love it  just as much if it is softer"

Then it  suddenly occurred to me to ask

"Do YOU love it still?"

Silence , then he chuckled

"Well it passes the time I suppose.................."

Bit deeper than our fun and games maybe, lol.

Cheeky devil, spanking me seems to have  become something to fill the time during his retirement!

Not the  same hobby as most of his friends but  hey whatever works I suppose, and at least when anyone asks him how he fills his time he doesn't actually inform them that spanking his wayward wife is his motive for getting out of bed in the morning. 

I hope you are all having fun and laughter with this thing we do and that you are all happy and healthy.

Jan, xx

Sunday, 8 July 2018

Come On England!

Just a quickie.....

Could you hear us cheering across the pond last night? Lol

Semi Finals here we come!!
Watch out Croatia......

At last we are united over here, who cares about Brexit?
Come on England, you can do it!!

love to you all, keep your fingers crossed

Wednesday, 4 July 2018

Happy Birthday America!

Happy July 4th to all our friends across the pond. 
Hope you all have a super celebration.

Lots of love
Jan and John.

Saturday, 30 June 2018

Thank you My Friends!

Hello everyone,

This post has been a while in the making. I am so sorry to have been missing in action for a while now. Due to circumstances beyond my control I have been  off colour lately.

However the power of Blogland has shone through these difficult times.   I have been inundated with such supportive messages and emails from so many of you. I want to say a massive Thank you to everyone out here who has been so kind.

The Power of Blogland. 

I have seen it myself over the years , how everyone is there for each other, I have been so happy to have been part of it myself in the past and have been so grateful to have been the recipient of all your kindnesses lately.

Never let anyone tell you that these friendships with people we may never meet in reality are not as important as the ones we forge in our day to day lives.  I am so happy to call you all my friends.

Thank you so much.

On to other matters.......

Mother in Law is happily okay since losing father in law a few months ago. He is residing in a beautiful blue ceramic pot in the garden topped with a lovely rose. I chat to him when I am outside and so far the rose is flourishing, all good.

Our youngest is now engaged to a beautiful, submissive girl( Just throwing it out there) and we have absorbed a couple of ready made Grands into our family. We have already been on sleepover duty and trips to the zoo etc. So far so good!

Our little grandgirl is almost three. How that happened I don't know, last time I looked I was awaiting her arrival! She will soon be on her way for her summer holiday by the seaside ( She does love a trip without the parents, lol).

On the subject of which this blog was founded I am afraid I have no tales to tell. In my pathetic state not even the lure of spanking has been able to charge my batteries. Instead I will gift you a picture or two in my gratitude for all your niceness.


Gosh I need this so bad.......

Oh how I miss that belt of his......

He is being absolutely perfect, I couldn't have been better looked after. Ttwd is not always about the spanking after all. I am one spoilt girl.

Thanks so much my friends. I hope all of you are well and happy.
Much Love
Jan, xxxx

Thursday, 3 May 2018

Sadness, Stress and Spanking....

Hello everyone,

Nice to be back, but I will warn you this is not a particularly jolly post so feel free to skip it. I won't hold it against you.

We had the most wonderful holiday ( okay so this is bit is jolly) . A leisurely week , riding round the Scottish Highlands on train after train...... We went on a super steam train, fancied ourselves as Julie Walters lookalikes as we followed in her footsteps to Mallaig and over the Glenfinnan viaduct ( as seen in the Harry Potter films) on another day. Visited Skye, Edinburgh, Inverness, went up Aviemore on a funicular railway. There was snow up there and skiers were doing their thing all around.
We stayed in a nice hotel, his Lordship drank a few drams of Whisky. Great company.  I was good girl all week ( ish)

And then we came home.........

We were held up at the airport, should have been a warning , as we  sat on the tarmac for two hours before we took off, you would think it would have clued me in that life was about to ski downhill faster than those Scottish skiers!

Now this bit isn't funny but oh my goodness I have had trouble keeping my mirth hidden.

After hours of delays at both airports, and a taking a wrong turn at the exit my darling husband got a speeding ticket , lol lol.
 It came through the post a week or so later, I have had some fun with it I can tell you. Threatened him with a you know what!!! He was a fair way over the limit and has had  to pay a fine , giggling.....
I do know that I shouldn't laugh but oh can you imagine what would have happened of it was me?

Anyway, on to the sadness. The day we came home my lovely father in law took  a turn for the worse.  We then spent much of the week sitting beside him. I spent one night just him and I, chatting on to him. I  so hope it gave him comfort. He was 92 and suffered from Dementia and while I know it was  a happy release for him I still feel so sad. Funnily enough I am struggling with silly things. I visit the home three or four times a week, on arrival I have to sign in and write who I am visiting. I find  it hard to not write his name as well as mil. Daft but true......
The hardest part was telling my sweet mother in law that his time was near. She bravely sat with him during that last day, bless her and we were with him when he passed away.

Night  Dad. miss you lots.x

He passed away on Friday 13th and it has been  a busy time since. Organising the funeral, sorting out his belongings and finances, keeping mum's spirits up the best I could.  I  like to think I have always  done my best for him,  He loved flowers so those I chose with care, we chose his favourite songs, and tomorrow I am speaking at the service. ( my speech has been read by mil, we are co conspirators ). It is  a measure of his  and her popularity that fourteen members of staff wish to attend the funeral. We have been so lucky with the support given to us.
 With little input from my husband's brother and sister the decisions are mostly ours and I will not crack just yet!

                                                   Life has been a tad on the stressful side.

 I know what I really really need.

Alas with grandbaby arriving tonight there is only a tiny window to fit that in and as I am wasting time writing this post I may just  have to wait

So I am wondering whether this will do .........

or whether if I get myself in this position  in double quick time

He will de-stress me in the usual fashion for ttwders

Chop chop my Sir, times ticking!

Have a good week everyone
love Jan, 

Wednesday, 4 April 2018

Packing and Pinkifying!

Hello everyone,

Hope everyone is well and happy. Tomorrow we are off on our little adventure to Scotland. This is the Birthday trip I treated my beloved to for his special Birthday. A few days travelling round the Scottish highlands by rail . I am sure hubby will be tasting a few  Highland whiskies, just as I am sure I will be testing a few Shortbread biscuits, gotta try the area specialities after all.

We are definitely booked on this one

and this one! I think the snow will be there too :(

Typical really, Spring has just arrived in our neck of the woods and we are going North back to the winter. I really should have booked Spain!

We are travelling with another couple,  remember the poor cousin and his wife I dragged to the beach in the pouring rain to watch my brother surfing. Goodness knows why they agreed to come on this jaunt, they must be wondering what I have in store for them this time.  We are all  very much looking forward to it. Of course as we are all travelling to the airport in one car it means we can only take a little suitcase each. Oh dear I am not a great packer, I always think I will need more than I actually will and so I have been well and truly warned......

I have a new suitcase too, one of these lightweight four wheeled jobs


 At this point you may notice a theme to this post :(

Today I was due to  cram it to bursting pack a few necessary bits and pieces, as we leave at four in the morning!

 "All fine and dandy" I hear you cry, 

"Have fun" you say.

My beloved and I were just getting ready to start the day ( i.e. stop reading blogs, kindles, and drinking coffee and finally get out of bed! )

Before  this activity though he decided to implement a few of his wishes. You simply won't believe his plan of action.

It appeared I had to lay over the pillows in order for his wishes to be met.

 "How odd "you must be thinking

"What ever is wrong with the chap? .

Having reluctantly got into the position deemed necessary I was then required to listen to a totally pointless riveting lecture on how I was not to pack everything but the kitchen sink and our entire wardrobe full of clothes (does he not know how cold it is in Scotland? and what if it is hot?)
More importantly I am apparently not allowed to even mention how uncomfortable the bed is, and how I don't like heights when I am on a train going up a mountain or across a bridge..... In short I am to behave like the Angel you all know I am  ;)

And then the cheek of it he proceeded to spank me, as if to imprint his desires on my posterior and had totally absorbed his feelings on the subject. 

"I am going to do a spot of "pinkifying", he stated. 
"Just to make sure you remember I am going to make these cheeks the same colour as your suitcase!"

not mine, add quite a few pounds, lol.

I ended up with rosy cheeks

 and my suitcase (and his I might add) is packed perfectly ;)
It is implement free too, although he did say he could get creative if necessary. Yay.......

Scotland here we come!!

Hope you all have a lovely weekend,

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