Wednesday, 31 December 2014

Happy New Year!!



Hello everyone, I hope you all had a very Merry Christmas. 




Happy New Year to all of you. I am hoping that the new Year brings lots of happiness to everyone in Blogland. It has been  a roller coaster  in our world, losing bloggers, gaining bloggers, making new friends. We have celebrated with a few, welcomed a couple of new babies into our lives, as well as commiserating with some sad events happening to some of our pals.We have met and made some real life friendships as well as plodded on in cyber land.  I am so glad to be part of this community and I hope you all have a good year.




If you are partying tonight, better try and behave!! or not depending on your fancy ;)




Of course we are all super at ttwd by now but here goes another year at it!! 



Cheers everyone, have a great time wherever you are.


Just a bit of news to add, 

I have heard from Esmay and she is 36 weeks now and still hanging in there!  What an exciting start to the year her and the Duke are going to have. Lovely.xx


Lots of love Jan,xxx

Sunday, 21 December 2014

Merry Christmas!!

Hello everyone,





For the first time  we are going away for Christmas. Not far, just to a local beauty spot in a wooden lodge like this...




This is a gift from our oldest and both of our children and their other halves are coming too. We are very excited and I would love a bit of snow !!

I hope that all of you, my special friends in Blogland have a wonderful Christmas. may you all get lots of gifts and have a special time with your families.




I know that some of you are having a hard time  at the moment, not least of all our lovely Katie. Our thoughts are with you, I hope for anyone struggling that things improve.


Lastly I would like to say a very special Merry Christmas to all the new Blogland babies and their parents, especially Callie and H. and Nina and her Hubby.



Hope you all have a wonderful time!!


On the baby subject I hope that TL and Bucko, and Esmay and the Duke are hanging on in there. We are all looking forward to the new additions. Thinking about you. xx



I don't think I will be able to blog or read for a few days once I go so I hope you all have a good time, with or without spankings as you so wish. I think I may have to have to stock up on Monday as there will not be much opportunity with others about. 



Much love 

Jan and John,xxxx

Thursday, 4 December 2014

My Go at the Meme!

Hello everyone,

Thought I would have a go at this meme. I never like being left out!

1.What is your favourite kind of pie?  Mince pies at Christmas and apple and raspberry in the summer. I don't eat much pastry though so my pie eating exploits are few and far between.

2.Who is my favourite singer/band? Michael Buble, young, handsome, cute and a fabulous singer

3. Favourite fruit? Raspberries.

4. Favourite sport? Does dancing count? no, well I quite like watching multi sport events like the Olympics and of course there is always Wimbledon for the tennis.

5. Favourite colour? Pink  and Yellow.

6. Favourite accessories?  Bracelets.

7. Do you collect anything? No.

8. Do you read? ALL the time, it is one of my very favourite things to do. I love my kindle, it's never far away from me.

9. Are you sad about Michael Jackson's death? Only for his children.

10. Can you apply Mascara with your mouth closed? Yes I always do, thought this was a bit of an odd question actually!

11. Have you ever broken a bone...how many? No,  not even  a little one.

12. Do you text often? I am over twenty five so no not really.....

13. Have you ever gone to a concert? When  I was ill with cancer in my forties my son bought me tickets to a Michael Buble concert ( in his words to make sure I lived long enough to get to it!) . I loved it and have seen him a couple more times since.

14. Are you a runner? Oh good grief what a daft question . NO

15.Would you ever get a tattoo?  No because nothing would be worth a spanking of the magnitude I would get for that adventure!

16. What is the song that describes your life the most? I have absolutely no idea.

17. Have you ever been heartbroken? Yes, I think there are lots of heartbreaking happenings in this world.

18. What do you wish to accomplish before you die?  I want my kids to be settled and happy and I would like to see a grandchild :)

19. Are you afraid of death ? No, there are unfortunately times I have longed for it.

20. Are you having a good year? Yes I am a lucky girl.

21. Do you forget things easily? I am afraid I do:(

22. Are you overly truthful? Er yes , couldn't tell a lie if my life depended on it. Wouldn't try now either as  it's  a spankable offense.

23. Do you like the heat? Not in the least, mind you I don't suppose I would fancy the extreme cold some of you put up with either. England rocks with it's weather!

24. Have you ever met  a celebrity?  Seen a few in shops and a restaurant once but I wouldn't speak to them, how rude to disturb them!


Hope you are all having a good week

love Jan,xx



Friday, 28 November 2014

A Grumpy Little Pig gets a Spanking!

Hello everyone,





Does this look like a grumpy little pig to you?


No? Not quite grumpy enough...



How about this one?

Yep, that's her...

"Move it , up those stairs, you my sweet, are being a grumpy little pig and I know just how to change that!"


"Really how unfair, I cannot help my mood. Did you just call me a pig!!!"

"If the little pink skin fits darling... NOW"

Obviously you do not need the exact conversation or description of events that followed but truly how does this thing work? One minute I am a .. well actually I was a grumpy little pig. I cannot lie  ( he would spank me for that:( and I am in enough trouble already).


Spanking ensued, for a change just his rock hard hand, and mercifully it was only short but it was what he said that changed everything.


"Now" he said , landing several hard swats to my plump cheeks  ( no weight loss here this week, I am blinking stuck with that too )

" I am going to spank you until you laugh. "

"What! how can you  say that, how can I laugh when you are spanking me. You are , ouch, being, ow,
ridiculous"


A  few more minutes of walloping and ouching followed with a short sharp lecture on how he wasn't going to put up with my grumpy attitude any longer and was in fact going to keep on going, with added implements if necessary until I gave in and my rather more sunny nature appeared.


" Come on , it will be over as soon as you start laughing, you always do so get on with it. I am fed up with the grumpy girl."


With that I collapsed into giggles and he was extremely pleased with his handiwork. Just long enough to see that bright pink butterfly he was pleased to note!



I don't know about all of you but  isn't it ridiculous that a spanking can put us in a good mood?
I think I am officially bonkers, but then again whatever works I suppose, and at least I don't have to take drugs, drink or stuff my face full of chocolate to feel better.

 A quick trip over my beloved's knee and all is well in my world.




Perhaps I am shallow or simple but I actually don't care!
That makes ttwd pretty perfect. It's cheap, good exercise, drug and drink free.




Yes, that is how I feel this afternoon, relaxed and happy. A big change from this morning. What a lucky girl I am. How far we have come in the last couple of years, would we have been this in tune with each other early on in our marriage? Maybe not, we were never unhappy but we definitely focus on each other more, touching, cuddling, talking, happily living together in our almost empty nest.

I hope life is going well for all of you in Blogland too. I am so glad that we all discovered this lifestyle and am glad to have all of you to share the ups and downs with.

Have a nice weekend everyone

love Jan,xx

Wednesday, 26 November 2014

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!





On this special day for all our friends across the pond, John and I would just like to wish you and yours a very Happy Thanksgiving.

 Hope you all have a great time.




Couldn't help it. this made me laugh. Hope no one pinches your turkey!


Lots and lots of love 
                                from
Jan and John,xxxxx

Tuesday, 18 November 2014

The Attitude Adjuster :(

 Hello everyone,

Not a great weekend has just passed in the Rose household. I  have been a bit difficult according to the power that is absolute...




My Lord and Master has not been happy with my attitude over the last few days  and today this  was made quite clear. First of all I got this face..




and then this chap appeared....



Okay, well not exactly him but it might as well have been, the sentiments were all there. I can't help  it ( well actually I can help it and I am jolly well going to from now on according to the powers that be :(     ) life is difficult at the moment and I have been letting things get to me, things that you all really don't want to know about. For one thing you might all realise that I am a top class pain and I would like you all to remain in blissful ignorance of the less admirable qualities in my nature. 



I thought we were going to have a relatively pleasant morning Christmas shopping  but my beloved had a few other ideas first. I  was soon put in my place ( over the damn pillows !) and a swift return to my usually (!) sunny nature was assured with the help of a few tools of his trade.

 A hard hand spanking quickly  began (is it just me or do their hands really get harder the longer we are at this thing?),  an extremely nasty bit of leather and a few various bits of wood soon followed to ensure a wriggling, squirming, squealing, but very apologetic and sweet natured wife  was back in evidence for the rest of the day.



" Never fear my sweet, I am always here and am not putting up with any more of that! I have plenty of tools at my disposal to soon sort your attitude out. it ends now and need not return in a hurry"


I've got it :(   Truly.....

Life is hard but I am grateful to this wonderful chap of mine.



This is true, very true  and when things are going badly I have learn't that he is always there to lean on and won't let me struggle alone







I am very grateful to have got my husband by my side or indeed behind me with a paddle in his hand  in times of need.




I hope you are all in a good place today, I know I am a lucky girl, albeit a tender one!

love Jan,xx

Wednesday, 12 November 2014

Happy Love our Lurkers Day!





Hello everyone, and welcome to my corner of Blogland. Today is a great day for all of us as we hope to meet and make new friends,so, are you one of these...



It would be very nice if you would pop out today to say hello.  If you would like to ask any questions feel free. I am a fifty something happily married spanked wife. Our version of this thing we do is  fairly gentle ( unless I am in trouble of course;) There are not masses of rules, just the basic being respectful of each other really. We have been at this spanking malarkey for a couple of years now and in that time we have only grown happier. 

Our children are grown and our nest is empty so we have chosen to focus on each other and spice up our lives. I am not particularly submissive but I do aim to please. He is not particularly dominant but he does take care of and protect me. We have found our own way in this lifestyle and  can highly recommend it to you, my lurking friends.

If you have tried, want to try, need advice , anything really just ask any of us bloggers. We all have a different opinion and someone will be able to help. Come join our community,  if only for today and  see what fun life can be. You are very welcome.

Just to give you an idea of my feelings  here are a few of my favourites....





(Actually sometimes I do ask but....)







                                                                             





                                                                           
                                                                              



Well that's me summed up, how about you? Please come and tell me about yourself, go on,

                                                                    Dare you!!
                                                                                         
 love Jan,xx


                                                                           
                                                           

Friday, 31 October 2014

Happy Halloween!

Hi Everyone,

Just a post to say...



Hope you all have fun tonight and a great weekend!


love Jan, xx

Wednesday, 15 October 2014

The Pink Butterfly!

Hello everyone,

Just thought I would share some of my husband's words of wisdom with you. Spankings for anything much other than fun have been few and far between. Whilst I know that is a good thing in the grand scheme of things, it does make this blog extremely boring. I rather feel that I have become a lurker, nothing to say myself just spying on everyone else.

Spankings are still about though, mostly for fun and during the last one I realized that hubby now has his own funny little phrases. Quite clearly he has never read a blog or any spanking material whatsoever as he has no idea of the standards that instantly make us all melt into charming submission.



"Come on my naughty little biscuit eater I think a bit of spanking this morning, get over those pillows"

Grinning , I sauntered leisurely into place ( oh come on , there is very little reluctance here unless I am in big trouble).

Looming up behind me..

"Now my little incorrigible recidivist what shall I spank you for today!"

"Say what! what did you call me ? I wish you would learn the right things to say, That's not going to get me going  is it?"

" My darling you are always ready, you can't help it. It actually doesn't matter if I call you a naughty girl or a good one you  like me spanking your behind anyway you can get it! Hence recidivist and we both know that incorrigible is just what you are.

Well really, anyone would think I was slightly deranged about this whole spanking malarkey.


Settling in, he started spanking ( actually rather too hard  for my liking, a girl does need to start off gently and work up to the hard stuff) and  I started squealing far too early for his liking.

"For Christ's sake I haven't even got going yet" he muttered. "For goodness sake keep still"

and then...

" I am looking for that nice pink butterfly...



                                                                          What!!!

"What are you on about, it's bloody October, no butterflies in here,

 ouch!

 that hurts,

not so hard!

 and do you have to keep spanking the same spot over and over again"


"Of course not, I am just going to do the other side."...Slap, wallop, spank and so on.....

"There you go my sweet, a perfect pink butterfly if I say so myself.  I do  so enjoy my artistic efforts."


Giggling now, I didn't accept his charming offer to photograph his handiwork for my blog. I figured you all had plenty vivid enough imaginations and I didn't want to put you all off your food!! 

"No implements today but oh think what a beautiful butterfly I could make with some of them, give you something to look forward to. Best you be a good girl today or I might be tempted to have  a go later. I quite fancy  a go at a red butterfly" 

 My thoughts here were more on the lines of  " Not if I can help it" so I turned to the normal means of distraction here and the crisis was averted.

 I do quite like butterflies though, so I am fairly sure there will be a return of the little creatures here before the summer rolls round.....

We are about two years into ttwd  and we have settled in to our own version of this lifestyle,  lots of fun, a little bit of discipline ( just a teeny bit due to my angelic tendencies), and  an admiration for all of our Blogland friends who like us are hopefully enjoying life. I am very happy to have "met " you all and long may we all do ttwd. 


Love Jan,xx


P.S. My weight loss seems to have slowed down, I am down a size and stuck. I have stopped shovelling biscuits in but something seems to have gone wrong. I need to get myself back on track before Christmas arrives with it's avalanche of mince pies and can't seem to. Any ideas?







Saturday, 20 September 2014

The "S" Word!

Hello everyone,

Now, by now, after several memes I am sure you all know my attitude towards holidays. Yes yes I know I am a bit odd, or as my husband likes to say I play a different tune to normal people! I can't help it and every time we go anywhere I set out to be angelic and sweet and well..enthusiastic.

To be honest I like the packing, the journey and the looking forward to it all. The trouble only starts when we get to our destination :(

Within a short ( okay sometimes extremely short) time I want to go home.


This last week we have attempted a few days away seeing a bit more of England.
I can hear you all now..

"How lovely",  "have a nice time", "be good"

Yeah well. You have not all had to put up with one vital part of the aforementioned trip



                                                            The Sat Nav!!!


Omg I do not know how anyone can be expected to behave when presented with the bloody thing and it's uselessness. Before you all say one single thing I challenge you to a week in the company of my husband and his bloody useless toy ( I am still talking about the satnav btw).

Remember too  my husband drives for a living.....

We set off bright and early , car packed, full of holiday spirit, (okay that was him ). I tried, really I tried  and in my defence I thought I was perfect  ish. ;).

We got to the city of our destination with only  a few wrong turns and then spent god knows how long finding our destination. The blinking sat nav took us down a dead end TWICE and my husband will insist on following it instead of the road signs . Tell me please what is that about!

I will admit to a few snappy remarks, not many you understand but a point had to be made and I was determined to make it, if you get my drift.. On our arrival and having talked to another couple we discovered we were not alone in getting lost,  the place was in the back of beyond.


On unpacking the cases that I had so carefully packed I discovered the wooden paddle and a wooden spoon :(

 Oh dear that didn't bode well I thought, and soon as hubby had recovered  from his arduous journey and listening to his sweet wife's complaints he put both to use, not for long  thankfully but
still...

He maintained that he was going to put the kibosh on any of my shenanigans as soon as they started and I was not going to whine or whinge about going home early. :(


The actual holiday itself was great, even if we got lost every day heading in and out and finding the various tourist attractions we visited all week.

Never have I been on such a busy holiday we saw the Victory, the Mary Rose, went on a boat trip, a couple of museums, the Warrior, an Aquarium, a Castle, a fabulous shopping centre and my husband went up a tower and took some lovely pictures. ( I sat in the cafe at the bottom and drank a lovely cappucino)






Yes you have guessed  it, we went to Portsmouth!!  It is a beautiful city, with lots to see and do.I am very proud of myself, after that first day  I thought I was  GOOD.

Ttwd was in evidence all week, he swatted, looked, fondled, cuddled, hugged, swatted again, you know the sort of thing. Truly it was a fun few days and then............................



We decided to move somewhere else. Now I will admit  I was hankering after my own bed and I may have been getting bloody exhausted  a wee bit tired so this next couple of days were going to stretch my good behaviour just a tad.

Our next destination was only  a couple of hours away, a stately home and  safari park. At this point we made a decision.   This was the best decision of the week and (in smug tone) mine .

                                                                    We bought   a   MAP.

Thank  heavens, a route to follow and not a damn box that had no idea where to go. I valiantly stayed awake and got to give my husband orders. What a lovely trip I was having until................ with only a short way to go I said take the right hand lane ( of three) . I had seen the big, actually massive  brown sign with an elephant on advertising our destination. Easy, right?

Almost there, almost there and then hubby suddenly dives across two lanes and goes left!!!


I have never in all my life shouted the F word so loud EVER but I was so cross, absolutely bloody furious . I could have whipped that paddle out and walloped him in a flash.

His excuse - " The satnav said left!!"

"Who bloody cares what the satnav said" . I wanted to throw the damn thing out of the window. If we were not on the motorway I think I would have been paddled instantly. To make matters worse for my rear end, I was right and we had to follow my route :)))

I stunned myself with my outburst to be truthful and I couldn't argue when he informed me that I was going to get  a spanking and a half later. Even I had to agree I had earned it, but omg he had tried my patience.


We had a lovely day, safari park, Woburn Abbey, glorious sunshine and then we checked into a lovely English Inn for dinner and the night. Both too tired for action, I was reprieved until we got home.




The next morning we visited our last holiday attraction  Bletchley Park, home of the code crackers in World War two , a fascinating place, made us both feel inadequate somehow.. What amazing people they were, those clever people who lived and worked there helping to defend our country.


A few hours later and we were home..He unpacked the car, I put the first load of washing in...

"Upstairs! NOW!"

Then followed the hardest, fastest, spanking in our record books. He must have used half a dozen implements, hand, leather paddle,  plastic spoon, wooden spoon, wooden paddle and he finished off with the cane. He kept going until he felt I was suitably contrite.

I ouched for England, he didn't give an inch, my bottom was as red as a tomato, with an assortment of marks adorning my tender cheeks.  I couldn't argue either I had earned every smack. Even now the sound of that "F**K" is still ringing in my ears!! Let alone the sniping and whining that he maintained I had indulged in over the week ( hardly true but I am in no position to argue at the moment, being still a teensy bit tender).


To be truthful, We  had a lovely holiday, great places to visit, gorgeous weather. scrumptious husband, oh and did I mention, no diet for a week ;).

But guess what.......


I am so glad to be home,

 hope you are all well and happy, I missed you all when I was away with my sketchy internet connections. Am going to spend tomorrow catching up with everyone

love Jan,xx

Friday, 5 September 2014

The Look!

Hello everyone,

I am beginning to wonder what I have produced and inflicted on female society!


This is part of a conversation with son number two.


"Mum, do you want some of these chocolates?"

What, what do you mean, I can't eat chocolate , yes I do . Oh God you are so mean getting me into trouble with your dad. ( by this time I was eating :(   )

Just this once don't write it down, I won't tell...

I can't do that, don't tell me to fib, I have to write it down. and anyway what would you do if  (girlfriend's name) didn't write it down for you?


Well, I would give her the look ( he said, giving me an example, I have never seen him look so much like his father)



I was so surprised that I then blurted out


Well your father wouldn't stop at a look, so I am writing it down. Maybe you better ask him for some advice, because believe you me a look won't cut it.


Perhaps I will.   Yes mum, get the pen out you just ate four chocolates and I will tell!!!


Gosh I hope he does ask his dad, I would love to know what he says. Why should I get all the embarrassment in this house ?


In case you  are wondering I got  a, pinned my legs, tied my hands, spanking for my misdemeanours this week. He has finally got tired of me wriggling about :( and was determined to  make his point.
 Gosh that hurt,  fast and hard and squealing like a stuck pig I was completely trapped. I will be staying off the chocolates for the foreseeable future I can assure you.

Bet he doesn't tell son about that!!

 By the way whatever he does must work as the girlfriend has lost 12 and a half pounds.

Like father like son..............


On a more serious note, there are lots of struggles going on in Blogland at the moment,  a couple of bloggers with health worries, as well as a few other problems around. I just want to say that I am thinking of all of you and hope things get better soon

love to everyone

                      Jan,xx

Friday, 29 August 2014

Just a Ramble!

Hello everyone,

We all know about the four Ds and presumably we all try and stick to them on a general basis. After all being disrespectful, dishonest, disobedient and indulging in dangerous exploits are all daft things to indulge in in real life let alone with a heavy handed HoH breathing down our necks as we "enjoy" ourselves without regard to others him.

I don't actually have much trouble with these, I am far too much a good girl ( hm, in truth I am just too wussy to behave like that, even when I want to, at most I can dish out a bit of attitude but...)


Recently though my life seems to have added another daft   D.



 There is our recently introduced D for diet.  So far so good I am seriously trying to lose weight and am keeping a food diary which his lordship checks every night. Even now every time I see a "good girl " it keeps me going another day. I have now lost fifteen pounds and gone down a size. Yay!! :)



I am not such a fat cat now, just a chubby one



I am still earning loads of spanks for biscuit eating, usually all added together and given once  a week. Plus extra swats as and when he catches me. I  am sure I pay for some of those biscuits twice!  It amazes me that I eat that many , for goodness sake whatever was I eating before? ( doesn't bare thinking about). When we go through the diary and add up all my sins for the week I can't believe that I do in fact eat so many naughty things but  as the weight is coming off I am going to sneak in those digestives ( I am good but not that good :(   )

This week however I got a peculiar spanking. Now, John is hopeless at the lecture, he is the first to admit it  so this weeks lecture had us both in stitches.  Just imagine being over the pillows and his hard hand coming    repeatedly down as  he uses that tone of voice (come on you all know the one, I don't need to describe it do I?). The funny thing was that instead of telling me what a naughty girl I was he was complaining that I had been a good one! 

"This spanking is because you are a good girl, just you make sure you continue the way you are going"  smack, smack

"I am really proud of you" wallop, wallop

" You have been such a good girl, I can see this bottom is getting smaller!" spank spank spank. 
( Seriously, How embarrassing to have my assets sized up in this position, )

   and so on and so on.

Honestly I know what you are all thinking that this was a good girl spanking and yes I know it too but..

Somehow he managed to make it come across as a bad girl one, the wooden paddle came out and the silicon spatula attacked my poor rear end without remorse. And all the way through ,my  non lecturing husband lectured as if I had committed a crime of vast proportions until.........

We both collapsed with laughter and, well you know, the next bit is only interesting to me;) 

Only I could earn a punishment for being good, really I am figuring I might do something BAD before the next one is due and at least earn the spanking... Hm any ideas?

Another D has come into being in our house and I don't think he will spank for it but suddenly I have become quite Dippy. I seem to have turned overnight into a very dim blonde, I even turned up to the hairdressers on the wrong day!  

My exasperated husband has laughingly said he will spank for it , he said that would keep him busy and my cheeks pink.
 My son jokingly stated his opinion on the dippiness, his version said dementia!!! How rude .lol. 
Personally I think it is just a phase I am going through, my version of the Menopause and if any one has any ideas how to stop the decline I would be grateful, especially if said ideas don't involve wooden implements.



I hope everyone in Blogland is okay, I know some are having a few struggles, am thinking of you and hoping life gets better. Hope you all have a good weekend

love Jan,
xxx


Friday, 22 August 2014

A Merry Meme!

Hi there everyone, my turn at answering Meredith's questionnaire.


1. Do your eyes light up when he comes to you? I don't know  but they feel like they do :)


2. What sports do you watch together?  Athletics, swimming, tennis


3. On a scale of 1-10 how important is lingerie when it usually ends up on the floor? About half way up the scale, sometimes it matters and sometimes it doesn't matter at all


4. Do you watch Netflix's House of Cards? Never heard of it!


5. What outdoor activity do you do together? We walk, especially near the beach where we live.


6.What is his dream vacation? A  trip to space ( you did say dream...)


7.What is your dream vacation?  I don't like holidays really, definitely somewhere in this country like a cottage in the country .


8.What is your favourite book of all time? I can't pick one, There are so many fab authors in the world.


9.What was your last argument about? Argument? what's that ;)


10. Are there any words you use that he doesn't like? Lots,  I am not allowed to swear ...


11.Do you have any restrictions about internet time? Luckily no, and don't go giving him any ideas either thank you.


12.Do you have a phobia?  Dogs.


13.When do you melt in his arms? When I am tired, poorly or in trouble.


14. Are you watching Outlander? Nope, no idea what that is either, tv is not my thing.


15.Does your HoH have a motto?  No not really, just a look. he doesn't need words...


16. Question for Meredith.  What is your favourite film?


Thanks Meredith,   Hope you and Jack are well and happy. Enjoyed answering your questions.

Love Jan,xx



Wednesday, 6 August 2014

Happy Birthday Cat!

This post is just to wish the nicest blogger a very happy Birthday



                                                             HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAT




HOPE YOU HAVE A LOVELY DAY. XX



Thanks for being such a great friend to all of us in Blogland, dispensing advice and laughter freely. 

                                         lots and lots of love

                                                          Jan and John,xxx

Sunday, 3 August 2014

Keep Calm!

Hi everyone. Rogue asked us to post our favourite Keep Calm signs. Here's mine:











All of these pretty much sum me up in  a nutshell!! but they are not as exciting as Blondie's ;).

Hope you are all happy
love Jan,xx

Friday, 25 July 2014

Unexpected Consequences!

Hello everyone,

 Hope you are all enjoying the summer. We are having sunshine and storms. Lots of sunshine. :). Makes a nice change for us, we keep waiting for it all to disappear in a cloud.



In my last post I wrote a little bit about one of these. This is a diary and every day I am keeping one of these about what I eat ( in an insane way to lose weight as hubby has deemed there to be consequences if I eat the wrong thing :(. )



There have been a few spankings, just a few, but on the whole  so far so good. I duly write EVERYTHING that passes my lips into it and when hubby comes home from work he writes comments, issues edicts and dire threats ( on account of my biscuit consumption , they are after all my drug of choice!!). It is very hard to write it down but the one thing I wouldn't do is lie so it is truthful even if a bit unhealthy at times.


 Can you guess some of the comments in my diary?

" Uh uh uh, not a good day, may have to deal with that"

"Good girl, excellent"

" Not bad, could do better"

"Did you really need that ....."

" 30!!!"

"Good God ! is that really all you ate today?" ( that is one of my favourites, I felt so virtuous lol)

" Well done, love you""

Now all the above are there, plus a few others that maybe I don't ought to put in print ;)
I leave this here record of achievement on the kitchen worktop, in hubby's line of vision as he comes in long after I am asleep most nights. By the way as a side event to this post I will just say that I have lost



pounds so far. Okay it's not like I am suddenly skinny but hey ho it is better off than on!!

All of this would be absolutely fine , actually it is fine, but there have been very unexpected consequences of the food diary.



Our son, yes the one who lives at home, ( oh, can you guess what's coming?) was in the car with his dad the other day and casually starts by telling his dad that he and his girlfriend have adopted the same system as us!!!

 My poor husband nearly had a heart attack. Was he really about to have  dd conversation with his child? 

 Upon further conversation it appears that they have READ my diary whilst in the kitchen and she has decided to follow my lead and now reports back to said son for her own comments and consequences.

I think my other half was at first dumbstruck but on realizing that  they probably wouldn't have understood  what a  large number meant for me he did say to his son and heir

"Don't forget all the comments can't just be nice , there have to be threats and consequences too!!"

I think by now the relief that he did not have to discuss spanking with him was so great that the rest of the chat went over his head.  I did have a moment of panic when I realized that they had seen his comments,  I wonder if they know more than they are letting on. If they do I hope they don't let on, EVER !!

Needless to say the comments in my diary are still coming and the spanking word will never actually be written for fear of  discovery. 


 It's not to say I don't know when it's coming though......


I hope you are all doing well, and finding happiness along the way

love
     Jan.
xxxxxxx