At the weekend I was just a teeny weeny bit of a naughty girl. I know, it's so unusual isn't it? I decided to go to a local store, initially to buy some shoes for work. In an unheard of moment I asked my husband ( who incidentally was joking about my shopping expedition at the time) if I had a spending limit. I have NEVER done this before, not ever, normally I just spend a little bit at a time and usually he is with me anyway, so what ever possessed me I don't know.
Armed with my limit (and his debit card) off I went. I haven't been to this store for ages and it was very quiet. I thought I would just have a little amble round, pick up the shoes if I could, pass an hour or so..
Two t-shirts, two matching jumpers, a pair of gorgeous trousers, some tights and socks, one pair of shoes, oh, and a new outfit for my son's girlfriend's baby (who could have resisted that one) I returned home. Do you know I didn't give it a thought that he might be cross, not until I saw his face when he saw the bags.
" How much did you spend?" he demanded. I looked at the floor as I mumbled the amount.
"You had better be joking" he said. "That is fifty pounds more than I said!!"
I said nothing, just muttered on about the sales and that his limit was a bit low ( yes I did say that, moment of madness).
"Well my love, you are going to pay for that. Guess how" he said crossly. Soon after that he had to go to work. Swatting me as he went out of the door "Tomorrow" he said darkly
I was rather surprised at first. I didn't believe he was really upset. Surely he wouldn't spank me for shopping?
Later that night, as guilt was firmly settling in. I texted him
"Are you still mad at me?"
"Not mad , not at all, just flexing my left hand ready for tomorrow"
" I am sorry, I don't know what got into me (actually I do - the sale but....) We women do funny things when we get to the menopause you know!"
"Omg I can't believe you blamed the menopause , that has earned you extras"
I went quiet after telling him I loved him I signed off.
The next morning I left for work while he was still in bed as he worked half the night. I was quite glad. maybe he would forget. Hmm.
I arrived home after lunch and we spent some time catching up with each other :)
Wisely I kept my mouth shut on the subject of shopping. It was however still on hubby's mind as I found out when I bent over to get something. I felt a really hearty wallop,
"That's a preview, don't think you are getting away with it. I have not forgotten. We haven't time before ......arrives (our son) so it will have to wait until this evening after he has gone."
During the rest of the day he took every opportunity to remind me both verbally and physically :( that a spanking was eminent. Our son arrived, they went off to do a sporting activity, returning home I fed them both and then to my relief and John's chagrin, son duly decided to stay over. lol
The next day was a repeat of the previous one with me working. On my return John prepared a lovely meal for the two of us and I thought I had got away with it. Whilst I was washing up he swatted my behind and said
"Upstairs now, your wait is over my sweet". About to argue I looked at his face.
In no time at all I was over those pillows and his hard hand was smacking my behind.
"I am using plenty of weapons today, you have earn't this. I can't believe you just spent that much money, fifty pounds over budget without asking. In fact the first time you ask for a limit you then ignore it. Well that is not going to happen again is it?"
At this point I was so stunned with his lecture that I giggled (out of fear I think!). Didn't help matters much.
"You aren't even sorry, not a little bit, Well you are going to be" he said, bringing into play his bleeping wooden paddle and that rock hard leather paddle, both of which I hate.
Changed my tune though, and pretty quickly. I squirmed and wriggled so much he accidentally got my leg. "Ow,ow ow not fair, not my leg"
"That will teach you to keep still, put that foot down", he continued on without even stopping. The extras weren't forgotten either.
"The menopause!!!that's a good one" he chuckled, adding a couple of strokes of a nasty cane for good measure.
Finally, my contrition was evident and implements were put away, much to my relief.
Once we were in our much more satisfactory cuddling position, he assured me that he had forgiven me.
"You haven't even shown me these things that cost your bottom so much" he smirked at me.
"You are smirking at me!! That's not fair, stop it. You look so smug, my rear end is burning, don't be mean"
"I can't help it darling. You deserved that one. Believe me, I enjoyed that. It is so much more fun spanking you when you are naughty. "
Yes, he admitted to being smug, he was one happy husband ! This morning as we sat together in bed drinking coffee I winced as I moved, I am just a little bit tender and the cheeky man smirked again,
"Tender are we? that will teach you....". He has grinned all day today , oh well a happy husband is a good thing I suppose.
I think in future I will be more careful when I am shopping. I will never ask for a limit either, although I think I will probably be given one anyway:(
Hope you are all well and happy,