Friday, 25 April 2014

Liebster Award.

Hello every one, I have to thank Ami from Ami Starsong for nominating me ( in truth as soon as I saw these "awards" popping up on the blogs I wanted to disappear for a month. I am hopeless at all this, both the techie bits and the thinking of interesting questions bit. Feel free to tootle off to someone more interesting at this point as things are going to get mighty boring around here from now on)

Here are the rules

1. Thank the person who dropped you in it  nominated you. (check)

2. Display the award on your blog (again check, this time more by luck than judgement)

3.Answer 11 questions about yourself, which have been provided by the person who nominated you. (at this point you may wish to leave,  there is nothing interesting in my answers)

4.Provide 11 random facts about yourself ( can I lie?)

5.Nominate others for this award ( not a cat's chance in hell, I like everyone and wish to remain liked back, if any of you wish to participate consider yourself nominated, just feel free)

6.Create a new list of questions for the next lot to be lumbered lovely new bloggers to answer.( This is one of the things I am so bad at , I will apologize in advance)

7. List these rules in your post. Once published you have to then:

8.Inform the next victims people/bloggers that they have been nominated for the award and provide a link for them to your blog so that they can learn all about it ( What! you think I am going to lead them back to me and incriminate myself further and any way that is a techie bit too far for me )

Here goes then, try not to fall asleep dear readers...............Ami's questions for me coming up...

1. If you could go back in history, what character would you like to be?

Ginger Rogers

2. Do ever sunbathe in the nude?


3.Do you prefer active holidays or are you a beach bum?

Okay, truth is I HATE holidays, I always want to come home almost as soon as I get there.

4. If money was no object, where would you go on holiday?

Nowhere, absolutely nowhere. I might pretend I had gone to get a break from all my aged dependents but I would just hide at home. Yes I know that makes me sound mean but you try having them for a week or two

5.What is your favourite drink?

sweet Martini and lemonade.

6.Have you ever dyed your hair an unusual colour?


7. Is there a secret little kink you would like to tryout if you could summon up the courage to discuss it with your partner?

After thirty two years he knows all my kinks and yes thanks we  happily engage in them as and when we desire.:)

8. What advice would you give someone who wanted to try spanking but was too nervous to ask?

Spit it out, he or she can only say no. You have lost nothing by asking. Maybe have a large martini first ;)

9.What is your favourite animal?

My twenty year old Tabby cat.

10. Are you a lark or an owl?


11. (thank goodness I hear you cry). Do you speak a foreign language?

School girl French, German and Latin, but no, not really and it is unnecessary in my case ( see question 3).

11 random facts about me ( wakey wakey)

1.I live by the seaside and rarely visit the beach

2.I love pearls

3.I am scared of dogs, ALL dogs

4.I wear glasses

5. I love daffodils

6.I hate cooking for anyone outside the family, I have no confidence .  I do cook for the family quite happily and I enjoy baking.

7. I don't watch many films, I would rather read 

8. I love wearing dresses

9. I have never worn jeans

10. My favourite food is Toast and Marmalade. I actually think I could exist quite happily on this , and yes I know it's bad but hey.....................

11. I have struggled with this bit of the post and am just about to struggle more.

If any of you want to participate here are your questions.

1. Are you mad, doing this?
2.How long have you been with your partner?
3.Do you like holidays and if so where is your favourite destination?
4.Have you ever had any regrets about entering into a spanking relationship?
5.Can you drive?
6.Are you artistic?
7.Who's your favourite spanking author?
8.Do you look like anyone famous, if so who?
9.Chocolate or Wine?
10.Cats or Dogs?
11.Do you take vitamins?

Thank you all for your perseverance. I hope you all have a great week end.

lots of love

Friday, 18 April 2014

Happy Easter Everyone.


I hope that all of you have a great Easter, whether you spend it at home, at church,with friends or family.

 May you have a visit from the Easter bunny bringing this

if that is your wish, or this 

if you would like this better. Or maybe if you are lucky you will receive a bit of both ;)

Lots and lots of love to all of you, 
                                       Jan and John, xx


Tuesday, 8 April 2014

Spank Happy!!

Hello Everyone,

It appears that a jolly event has happened here in the English countryside,

Now , the traditional saying here in England is this

In this house the saying appears to be

                                                      In the Spring an old man's
                               fancy lightly turns to thoughts of

More accurately my husband has become swat happy. This is fairly normal here on a general basis but somehow he seems to have become much more focused on a certain part of my anatomy. This morning  the swats came thick and fast, as I walked past him in the bedroom, as I bent over to put the washing in the machine, IN A SHOP ( for god's sake , what's wrong with him), as we were coming through the gate,  and then later as I bent to put something away. Over the last few days he has chosen every opportunity to swat my bottom, I am getting scared to move !!!!

 I tell you I am sitting down and refusing to budge for the rest of the day.

He is far too pleased with himself at the moment and I am far too tender. lol.  How long does Spring last again?
 Is this happening every where or is it just my John who has been infected with this Spring time fever? 

Hope all of you are happy and healthy and enjoying your own Spring time 
lots of love