It appears that a jolly event has happened here in the English countryside,
Now , the traditional saying here in England is this
In this house the saying appears to be
In the Spring an old man's
fancy lightly turns to thoughts of
More accurately my husband has become swat happy. This is fairly normal here on a general basis but somehow he seems to have become much more focused on a certain part of my anatomy. This morning the swats came thick and fast, as I walked past him in the bedroom, as I bent over to put the washing in the machine, IN A SHOP ( for god's sake , what's wrong with him), as we were coming through the gate, and then later as I bent to put something away. Over the last few days he has chosen every opportunity to swat my bottom, I am getting scared to move !!!!
I tell you I am sitting down and refusing to budge for the rest of the day.
He is far too pleased with himself at the moment and I am far too tender. lol. How long does Spring last again?
Is this happening every where or is it just my John who has been infected with this Spring time fever?
Hope all of you are happy and healthy and enjoying your own Spring time
lots of love