Nothing particular to write about so this is a disjointed ramble just because I felt like it..
Firstly we have just taken a little trip to our capital city. We went to visit our son and his wife. Now these two live a very different life to us ( I don't think they spank either!). He has a fancy job, fancy wages , you know what I mean.
He decided he was going to show us a couple of the places he visits regularly as part of his job. First off we went to the Shard for drinks
Thirty two floors up,what a view. This view however comes at a cost. Over fifty pounds for four drinks!!
Onwards to the Oxo Tower for dinner:
What fabulous time we had, very spoilt we were, we ate in the Brasserie looking out over the Thames
A stroll along the South Bank, Pimms by the Thames, lots of laughter and love.
All in all, the weekend was lovely and we returned home with our batteries recharged.
The next part of my post is about our new D. Yes I know there are four Ds in ttwd but we have added a fifth!! It was my idea and I am sure I will live to regret it. I feel that I need to lose weight so Diet has become our new D. I am keeping a food diary every day and John checks it and writes little comments in after work. The theory is that if I eat the wrong thing I get spanked for it. Now bearing in mind most of our spankings end up in laughter this is probably not going to work but who knows.
I have lost five pounds so far ( it has only been a couple of weeks ) and have earned a couple of spankings so far. Both of which did end in the giggles ( mind you I have got sore rear today and don't think I will be reaching for those biscuits in a hurry).
John is having great fun deciding how many swats each thing is worth! He has got a list in his head of things I can't have and what it's worth to my bottom to risk it... So ladies.
John says ten if it has chocolate on it and five if it hasn't. lol. Mind you when I am in the mood I don't stop at one. Gosh who am I kidding I NEVER stop at one. :(
Wish me luck, I could do with losing another 14 pounds really.
On a completely different tack I thought I would give you all a little giggle. Now I have to say I don't find this funny but I am 100% certain you all will. This morning hubby was administering the swats I accumulated over the weekend whilst foraging into the biscuit tin and the fridge and I was wiggling, squirming and ( this is the important bit) squealing and "ow"ing. Got the picture? Well after I had paid for my sins and then had a bit of comfort(ahem) we resumed normal day time activities.
On opening the back door we discovered to our horror ( well my horror , he laughed) that my dad had paid us a visit and left some things for us. Now this door is literally just under our bedroom and there is absolutely no way he could have missed hearing us. He lives nearby and often drops off books and magazines that I swap with my stepmum on his way out on Mondays. Sometimes we see him but more often than not he is expecting us to be out and I catch up with him later in the week.
I suppose you are all ROFLYBO, well enjoy it my friends and spare me a thought when I visit him next. Anyone else been caught like that?
Hope you are all well and happy. It has been a rough week in Blogland and I send everyone it has affected much sympathy.
lots of love Jan.