I am beginning to wonder what I have produced and inflicted on female society!
This is part of a conversation with son number two.
"Mum, do you want some of these chocolates?"
What, what do you mean, I can't eat chocolate , yes I do . Oh God you are so mean getting me into trouble with your dad. ( by this time I was eating :( )
Just this once don't write it down, I won't tell...
I can't do that, don't tell me to fib, I have to write it down. and anyway what would you do if (girlfriend's name) didn't write it down for you?
Well, I would give her the look ( he said, giving me an example, I have never seen him look so much like his father)
I was so surprised that I then blurted out
Well your father wouldn't stop at a look, so I am writing it down. Maybe you better ask him for some advice, because believe you me a look won't cut it.
Perhaps I will. Yes mum, get the pen out you just ate four chocolates and I will tell!!!
Gosh I hope he does ask his dad, I would love to know what he says. Why should I get all the embarrassment in this house ?
In case you are wondering I got a, pinned my legs, tied my hands, spanking for my misdemeanours this week. He has finally got tired of me wriggling about :( and was determined to make his point.
Gosh that hurt, fast and hard and squealing like a stuck pig I was completely trapped. I will be staying off the chocolates for the foreseeable future I can assure you.
Bet he doesn't tell son about that!!
By the way whatever he does must work as the girlfriend has lost 12 and a half pounds.
Like father like son..............
On a more serious note, there are lots of struggles going on in Blogland at the moment, a couple of bloggers with health worries, as well as a few other problems around. I just want to say that I am thinking of all of you and hope things get better soon
love to everyone