Does this look like a grumpy little pig to you?
No? Not quite grumpy enough...
How about this one?
Yep, that's her...
"Move it , up those stairs, you my sweet, are being a grumpy little pig and I know just how to change that!"
"Really how unfair, I cannot help my mood. Did you just call me a pig!!!"
"If the little pink skin fits darling... NOW"
Obviously you do not need the exact conversation or description of events that followed but truly how does this thing work? One minute I am a .. well actually I was a grumpy little pig. I cannot lie ( he would spank me for that:( and I am in enough trouble already).
Spanking ensued, for a change just his rock hard hand, and mercifully it was only short but it was what he said that changed everything.
"Now" he said , landing several hard swats to my plump cheeks ( no weight loss here this week, I am blinking stuck with that too )
" I am going to spank you until you laugh. "
"What! how can you say that, how can I laugh when you are spanking me. You are , ouch, being, ow,
A few more minutes of walloping and ouching followed with a short sharp lecture on how he wasn't going to put up with my grumpy attitude any longer and was in fact going to keep on going, with added implements if necessary until I gave in and my rather more sunny nature appeared.
" Come on , it will be over as soon as you start laughing, you always do so get on with it. I am fed up with the grumpy girl."
With that I collapsed into giggles and he was extremely pleased with his handiwork. Just long enough to see that bright pink butterfly he was pleased to note!
I don't know about all of you but isn't it ridiculous that a spanking can put us in a good mood?
I think I am officially bonkers, but then again whatever works I suppose, and at least I don't have to take drugs, drink or stuff my face full of chocolate to feel better.
A quick trip over my beloved's knee and all is well in my world.
Perhaps I am shallow or simple but I actually don't care!
That makes ttwd pretty perfect. It's cheap, good exercise, drug and drink free.
Yes, that is how I feel this afternoon, relaxed and happy. A big change from this morning. What a lucky girl I am. How far we have come in the last couple of years, would we have been this in tune with each other early on in our marriage? Maybe not, we were never unhappy but we definitely focus on each other more, touching, cuddling, talking, happily living together in our almost empty nest.
I hope life is going well for all of you in Blogland too. I am so glad that we all discovered this lifestyle and am glad to have all of you to share the ups and downs with.
Have a nice weekend everyone