Nothing deep and meaningful on this blog, just something to amuse.....
My darling husband has got a new toy. On a very innocuous shopping trip to a huge local store that sells anything you can think of, whilst wandering down the kitchen aisle he came across this:
It is very a cute, very cheap silicon sauce spatula!
I got the giggles when he casually chucked it in the trolley and we both laughed as we decided to leave it in the kitchen utensil jar and not in the toy box. I think we thought the son and girlfriend would get a laugh too!
Now I thought that meant the flipping thing would not actually be used as a spanking implement. They are kept securely locked in a lovely leather "toy box" in our bedroom. The kids think that contains bed linen! Bless their innocent hearts ;)
A couple of nights ago however I realised I had been sorely misinformed :(
I was dozing in bed waiting for hubby to join me. With his job this is not an every night occurence , he usually appears at some point in the middle of the night and we have a somewhat muted chat and cuddle before snuggling in.
Anyway I digress.....
In he crept beside me, snapping lamps off and putting away my kindle that I had fell asleep over (Owning O. by Maren Smith, part of the Masters of the Castle box set, great read, recommend it to all btw). A quick snuggle and then all of a sudden
Whap! Whap!. Whap!
I jumped out of my skin.
"What the hell is that! What are you doing. Omg that hurt!"
He simply laughed and laughed as he whaled away with his little new spoon. Then we realised that son number two was in the room next door and we both fell about again like a couple of errant teenagers. Why do things always feel naughtier in the dark and with a possible chance of being caught? lol
Needless to say the blooming thing has moved house now and resides among the rest of the implements. The kids haven't commented on it's disappearance from the kitchen. What I will say and whether I will be able to keep a straight face and not blush is anyone's guess.
My husband has used it a couple more times this week, I have been spanked three days running ( and I have been good too:). We seem to have had lots of spare time to fill and it's too chilly to go out so...
He has taken a shine to it as he likes the little heart shapes it leaves behind. I can only hope it doesn't last long! For such a little thing it packs a nasty sting, lol
So there you have it, my advice is don't go shopping where I do, and if you do make jolly sure you know where the goods are once purchased and don't let any cheeky husband creep up on you in the night!!
Hope you are all having a good week and just asking, but has anyone heard from Esmay?