Irritating Nuisance!!Hello everyone,
This charming phrase is what I was laughingly called by my beloved husband this morning. :(
In truth I was being very annoying, I was asking for trouble, and oops, I managed to get myself in a spot of hot water with ease before I even got out of bed this morning.
I had had a poor nights sleep and therefore I was wide awake and reading my kindle whilst waiting rather impatiently for my beloved to rise and shine ( I was reading the latest Annabel Joseph - Under a Duke's hand, very hot, last in a series of four and all great btw)
I was huffing and sighing and generally being irritating before wandering off to make tea for hubby, rather forcing the time of his awakening as I waved tea and biscuits under his nose and proceeded to start chatting.
I will admit I talk too much but surely to goodness after thirty three years he is used to it.....
"For Christ's sake go and stand in the corner for five minutes you are being an irritating nuisance this morning!"
"What! what! You can't be serious. that's not fair"
I didn't budge, just lay there whittering on.
" You are getting spanked this morning and if you would prefer an implement free session I suggest you move"
As I was spanked yesterday and there was a teensy bit of wood involved I decided to move as I felt his hand would be plenty, thank you very much.
Yesterday I was so desperate for a spanking I sent my son to the local supermarket just to give hubby and I half an hours peace. Seriously I cannot believe I did that, and he never suspected a thing!! I do love having him here really, truly!!
But I digress...
Get the idea :(
I lazily leant against the wall....
"Stand up straight, you are being a very irritating nuisance this morning and I would like five minutes peace!!!"
Five minutes later and hubby looked just like this!!
After a short while of silence and with his batteries recharged and his energy replenished things took a slightly more challenging turn for me.....
To be fair the toy chest remained shut and locked. I however was ordered over the pillows and a hand spanking ensued with some speed and alacrity :(
Gosh that was hard, I was squealing and jiggling from the get go,
" This morning you have pushed my limits ( and to be fair his patience is usually endless, I fear I was a proper pain in the a**). I enjoyed the corner time even if you were so lazy you couldn't be bothered to stand up! I needed that bit of peace and quiet"
I sorried and whined and ouched and oohed for what felt like forever. Leaning just a little to his left hubby decided his lovely leather belt was near at hand. He managed to ply this with skill and a great deal of precision. If I didn't know better I would think he has been practicing as he usually is a bit iffy with the technique of this lovely instrument :(
I will admit that by the end of this jolly attack on my posterior I decided that maybe being good may just be in my best interests today. Then afterwards as we were cuddling my husband irritated me!!
"That really hurt you know" I whined, nearly strangling him in a hug.
"I am soo sorry my sweet" he said, and oh my goodness I have NEVER heard anyone say anything with such a lack of sincerity as that single sentence choked out with a damn great grin on his face.
I ended up being a smart mouth and earning myself a giggling round two with the belt!!
Funny how ttwd works. I have a very tender rear end to go with my very tender husband!
Miraculously I have suddenly turned into a sweet docile wife, slightly less of an irritating nuisance than at the start of my day.
On to other things from my children
Son number two, whom we are fairly convinced is following in his father's footsteps had the following conversation with his lovely girlfriend, He was downstairs , both she and I were upstairs in separate rooms.
"Have you got those desserts babe?"
"Yes, they are here "
Did you bring spoons?"
"Yes of course I did"
"My Good Girl....."
Followed by lots of giggling from the room next to mine.
Hm, I wasn't listening but a shouted conversation I couldn't miss. They are buying their own house and move on Friday. I am thinking maybe it is time, I am starting to know too much.
And the most important news of the day from the other son and daughter in law.
Oh my goodness a grand daughter after two sons!! I am overcome with delight.
What time do the shops open tomorrow. Oh the world of pink !!I am so excited. My darling husband is panicking already .lol. Everything is okay, baby is strong and healthy and dil is plodding on with determination. Thanks to all of you for your prayers and good wishes.
Hope you all have a good week,