The title of this post says it all.
Tuesday is weigh in day and I am sad to say that even wearing a teeny thin dress and as little else as I could get away with, the scales have added a pound :(. Presumably the two Belgian buns I ate last week didn't help, or the ginger nuts, or the chocolate, or... you get the drift I imagine.
Now, as most of my friends out here in the land of ttwd now last week I was threatened with a spanking if I gained and I miraculously managed to escape with a teeny weeny loss. I was extremely smug. What is that saying?
Oh yes that's the one :(
Hubby was adamant,
" The rules haven't changed from last week, if you gain you get spanked , be warned"
Dil and I plodded forlornly off to our doom. We had both gained a pound. One single pound in the wrong direction. To add insult to injury it was a charity week in aid of Macmillan (cancer aid) and we we had a coffee and cake morning at our club.
Everyone including ourselves had made low syn nibbles and we had a fundraising party. Somehow we managed to bake for everyone, spend loads, eat cake and put on weight.
Not the most successful slimming world session I have had. Let me tell you that no matter what you make them with slimming cakes are not worth eating. Cakes need sugar and butter or they are not cakes!!!!
It only took us a couple of hours too. We both agreed that this was a week to be written off. As we parted ways I said to her,
"Home to face the consequences"
"Me too, I will text him in a minute" she replied glumly, referring to my son who I am sure was ready to dole out sympathy not spanking!!
Not so smug now, I confessed to my added pound.
"Oh well you know what happens now", he gleefully replied. Not much sympathy to be had here.
"I feel an implement or two coming out"
I had no defence and so later on that day I was treated to his hand, followed by his crop and then that blasted wooden ruler. have I ever mentioned my dislike of wood, yes I thought so :(
I am under instructions to lose that pound and a bit more next week. I am pretty sure that I won't , I have never lost weight in anything more than small amounts.
I will admit to being very careful now and am planning a week off all things sweet and chocolatey. How depressing!
In truth that is the second spanking in a week caused by those blasted Belgian buns as at the weekend I had eaten one whilst Hubby was at work, leaving one for him to munch on when he got home.
How kind I hear you say.
Yes, but whenever we eat these he always gives me his cherry (off the top!) as long ago I gave him mine ;). This time though I pinched it,lol
The next morning I was accused of thieving and spanked with the blasted little chopping board.
He said I should have texted him to ask first and not just stolen it!! We both laughed our way through this spanking, he was really clutching at straws. I bet no one else gets spanked for pinching a cherry!!
Any way, never again am I going to eat one of those yummy buns before Slimming World and my days of thieving are over.......
Now to be truthful, this is never going to be a one time thing but I just couldn't resist this picture.
Hope everyone is well, happy and spanked ...