Just a quickie to make you smile....
A couple of years ago my husband bought me a necklace for my birthday.
I would never wear it when I am at work or out with the kids. Last weekend, we were having a day in on our own ;) so on it went. Thought I might give hubby a hint .
Later in the day, surprise visit from son number two and dil to be ( have I mentioned that they live a couple of minutes walk away and I am now wondering if that is a good thing, lol)
Husband and son were in the loft searching for Christmas decorations for the kids (don't ask, they are as mad as us those two) Daughter in law and I were standing chatting at the bottom of the ladder waiting for them to pass us things.
She leaned in a bit and ....
"Does that say what I think it does?", she said all innocent like, (little mischief maker).
My hand flew up to cover it and I went bright red.
"Er, yes "
Now I know that wasn't exactly a witty response but was there one I could have made at that point, Seriously I still can't think of anything I could have said to make this one go away.
She giggled, I giggled and son said " What, what does it say?"
"Don't you tell him " I hissed, "He will die of embarrassment"
"Nothing " she trilled back sweetly. Now you know and I know that she will have told him the second they left the house. Could you have kept that a secret from your beloved? Exactly....
Fast forward to yesterday and they are here again as dil and I have just dragged son to a craft fair. Have I told you how besotted he is with her? Just as they are leaving he swats her rear end as she walks past him.
I blurted out "That's exactly what dad would have done!"
"Where do you think I got it from ?" he says.
"You got off lightly darling, dad would have walloped me harder than that!"
" She tells me off if it's too hard!" Now that I laughed at.
"I am used to it " I said. Seriously did I actually say that out loud! What is wrong with me? I was having a conversation about being spanked by his dad and and none of us were batting eyelids at it.
There is no doubt in my mind that these two know exactly what we get up to and are not far off getting up to it themselves! Happy families.......
I hope you are all having a great weekend, ours is hopefully alone!!