Friday, 3 June 2016

Holiday Shopping and Swatting!


Hello everyone,

After a long wait, hubby and I have decided to take the plunge and go on a jaunt. This is not a lightly taken decision as we are worried about leaving my poorly mum. It  is however something we have wanted to do for a very long time. Family and staff at the nursing home assure us that mum will be well cared for and so with great excitement we have booked a cruise on....


P and O's Britannia


Yes ! really we are off to Madeira, the Canary Islands, Portugal and Spain. We leave on Sunday, I will miss you all lots but some times a girl has got to do what a girl has to do, lol.

Now the decision has been made and the tickets printed, cabin allocated ( A balcony no less) I am so excited I can hardly breathe.

Hubby's ready( actually he is a lot more smiley than that)

I'm ready too.


Now my friends, as you know a trip of this magnitude (and four formal nights) means an extra event.


SHOPPING!

Can I just say that I am the most spoiled wife around, my husband has been on board (pardon the pun) with it all. I have some lots of lovely new dresses including one very similar to this

  Imagine someone a bit chubbier and with short blonde hair ;)


He too has had a some bits and pieces,  including ......



My husband decided this was one of the things he NEEDED for our trip and when we were wandering around a large department store he came across the perfect one, or so he said.

"Come on", he said . "Next stop the dress department. Again. Lead the way!"

I sauntered off in front of him and then....

"Whap!"
 
"Ouch!!, you did not just flap that at me in here" I hissed.

"Yep, just practicing, after all this is coming with us and this shopping lark is fairly boring. "

Blushing, funny enough I didn't find anything in there, escape seemed a better option, lol. I think this retirement lark has gone to his head,

 and his hand. 

On the plus side I have packed his case and there is nothing made of wood in it. I reckon he has nothing but his hand and that belt available to him.  As  they are my favourites all is well, now, how daring will we be on that balcony I wonder.......

I will be awol from Blogland for a couple of weeks, though I am hoping to be able to log on somewhere if I am having a quiet moment.

I hope you all have a lovely couple of weeks, with or without spanking as you wish
much love 

Jan, xxxxx





38 comments:

  1. Have a fantastic holiday. I hope no drift wood floats your way. Hand is best. Hugs DF

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    1. Hi DF, Thanks, There better not be any drift wood :(
      love Jan, xx

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  2. Jan, have a fantastic time, you and John both deserve a break after all you've been through these last few months.
    Love, Rosie xxx

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    1. Hi Rosie, We are excited now. Must admit it was hard to leave mum yesterday though
      love Jan, xx

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  3. Jan,
    You most certainly deserve this holiday. Taking that spanky man of yours will prove very fun. Have a grand time and we will want to hear all about your adventures even on the balcony upon your return.
    Bon Voyage!
    Meredith

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    1. Hi Meredith, It is a grand adventure for us that's for certain. I can't wait!
      love Jan, xx

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  4. Wonderful news Jan. So happy for you both. Have fun and enjoy.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. Hi Ronnie, Thanks, I am so looking forward to it all
      love Jan, xx

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  5. That is great! I hope you have an awesome vacation. And spankings or not, enjoy every moment

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    1. Hi Blondie, I am sure there will be a spanking or two somewhere along the line, fingers crossed. I hope you and your family are alright. I have been thinking about you.
      love Jan, xx

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  6. Have a fantastic holiday and don't blog us until you return. If you even try, I hope hubby makes good use of that new belt.

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    1. Hi Sunny, It will be odd not blogging. I have got into the habit of a quick nip round everyone in the morning whilst we drink our coffee in bed!! What shall I do instead, lol ;)
      love Jan, xx

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  7. Jan: Have a wonderful holiday, and hopefully with a few spankings. Basically, we do not hear the television from either cabin on each side of us, so we simply put the television on loud, and Cindy gives me a proper spanking whenever needed, or just because it will lead to wonderful sex. Someone might hear as they walk by, but as we do NOT know anyone on board, we do NOT let the possibility of someone hearing a little stopping us from an enjoyable vacation with plentiful TTWD.
    On the balcony you could always take for personal viewing only some "flashing photos", with the ocean as backdrop.
    Lastly, wonderful to read that hubby gave you a swat with the belt in the store. It ramps up the thrill level, and you know that more will be in your future.
    bottoms up
    Red

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    1. Hi Red, I imagine we will risk it, you are right, no one knows us anyway! You like cruising then? I am very excited to be going on Britannia. Where have you been and on what? Hope you don't mind me asking.
      love Jan, xx

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  8. it sounds lovely! i hope you have a wonderful time and hopefully have lots of fun breaking in that new belt :)

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    1. Hi there, Tanks very much, exciting times!
      love Jan,xx

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  9. How wonderful, I am so happy for the both of you. I am sure you will be making wonderful memories...
    hugs abby

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    1. Hi Abby, Just finished packing and seen the kids before we go, seems like it is really here now.
      love Jan, xx

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  10. Hi Jan, What a cheeky husband you have swatting you with the belt in the department store. LOL! Hope you both have a fantastic holiday and return really relaxed ready to face all your demons. Bet that belt comes into contact frequently with your backside. Enjoy lucky lady!
    Hugs Lindy xx

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    1. hi Lindy, He is a cheeky so and so! Thanks, just given the kids their last minute instructions for mum, bless them they are so sweet to take this on so willingly. Hope all is well with you and good luck to Bear for his op
      love Jan, xx

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    1. Hi Terps, Thank you, i hope all is well with you and yours
      love Jan, xx

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  12. I am so excited for you! This trip sounds just wonderful! Take full use of the balcony, you'll never see these people again so why not? Looking forward to hearing all about it.

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    1. hi PK, As the day goes on I am getting more and more excited!! I feel like a bottle of pop!
      love Jan, xx

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  13. Woohoo! This sounds like the two of you are going to have an awesome time ahead of you! I am happy that you will have this with your hubby, and hope that there will only be the nicest spankings (I know it will be like that!. :) Obviously, the travelling season has started, because we'll be home in Kent in around two weeks. Flying yuck, but seeing the family is wonderful. Jan, I hope you have the best of times and lots of wonderful moments.

    hugs and love

    Nina

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    1. Hi Nina, Oh Nina, that's not far away, one of these trips home maybe we will be able to meet. I am raring to go now, it all seems like such a huge adventure. Hope the girlies are well
      love Jan, xx

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  14. Sweet Jan, if anyone deserves a holiday, it must be you. The shopping part sounds fun, too. Eat, drink, and be merry. You have earned a little pampering.

    Hugs Across the Pond

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    1. Hi Ella, oh I have loved the shopping and the packing, the sun is shining here today too, makes everything seem so happy. I hope the sun will still be shining in September!
      love Jan, xx

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  15. Have a great time. That sounds like a terrific trip.

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    1. Hello and welcome, Thank you very much. I am so excited I can't sleep! Hence the time of this reply, lol
      love Jan, xx

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  16. Color me so envious, Jan! Have a wonderful holiday and don't worry about anything or anyone! Looking forward to hearing all the details when you return.

    Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Hi Cat, thanks a lot, The only person I am worrying about on this trip is hubby! He has earned this holiday and I want it to be a special start to his retirement.
      Hope you and yours are okay
      love Jan, xx

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  17. Have an AMAZING time Jan!!! :) You two are too cute! I LOVED hearing all about your pre-cruise shopping trip! Totally cracked me up about hubby buying the belt and giving you a swat right then and there, as he got bored! Too funny!

    Sounds like you have all the right stuff packed. ENJOY! ENJOY! ENJOY! You deserve it! May you have smooth and spanky sailing! Many hugs,

    <3 Katie

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    1. Hi Katie, am on board!!! What an amazing ship. Am just off Spain I believe, heading to Madeira....
      love Jan, xx

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  18. Hi Jan, sorry I am late in commenting. I'm so happy for you, you definitely deserve this holiday. I hope you are both having a fantastic time :) A cruise is definitely on my list!

    Hugs
    Roz

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  19. Oh man how did I miss this!!! Grrrr!
    I'm excited for you both! It looks and sounds as if you packed everything you will need to enjoy yourselves! :)

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  20. What a great vacation! Have an absolutely wonderful time and come back with tons of stories.
    Amy

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  21. Sounds like an absolutely lovely time awaits you too. Have lot's of fun, laughter and of course hopefully only GG spankings!!!!

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