Tuesday, 8 November 2016
"A Free Spanking!"
I know it is early but we have been Christmas shopping. I love the shopping bit, the choosing things for my special family and friends. Ooh, and a grandgirl is the yummiest person to buy for, and there seems to be no limit to the things you can buy with Peppa Pig on!!
I absolutely hate wrapping things up though, all my parcels look like they have been dragged through a hedge backwards. Unless it is square you have had it as far a gorgeous present goes :(
Anyway I digress, the point of this ramble is to tell you how I managed to get an unneeded, unwanted and unloved freebie.
We were shopping together, remember this is our first year of retirement so hubby is with me a lot more often than not. (I am sure by next year his enthusiasm will have worn off, but hey it is very handy having him there for carrying and chauffeuring and of course I am like the Queen now in that I never carry any money.
Anyway I wanted two gifts from a particular store, easy peasy I hear you cry. Well yes it was , once I had finished faffing about and deciding which to choose I said I was done. Quite clearly I took too long as it gave hubby time to wander on his own.
"Hang on " he said, "There is a buy two gifts get a third free offer in here"
"I don't actually need anymore, I can't just ..." Then I caught sight of his face, recognise this look anyone?
"Oh good, I have found something I want", he chuckled and then grinning he held up his choice :(
He was so pleased with himself when he stated:
" Doesn't even have to be locked away in the toy box, just looks normal, can sit right there on the table, so handy, and a free gift too. Even better!"
Do you know something else? I don't even have to wait until Christmas for this oh so lovely gift. :(
I think maybe I will finish the shopping by myself after all, it will be less painful , lol.
I bet when I started you thought I was going to get spanked for overspending didn't you? No I didn't have to do a thing, he is just a sneaky opportunist in my opinion ;)
Somehow this picture sums it all up. I am assuming he is on the left ( I am no bird expert so this is probably wrong, humour me) and some how he just looks like he has had an in charge moment, looking down on her all stern and bossy like, in our case that would definitely be a spanking and she looks all snuggly and submissive to me. I just loved it.
Well that's how it is in the Rose household anyway.
Hope you are all having a good week and if you live across the pond may the right person get in tonight. It looks scary from over here so goodness knows what it is like over there.