A while ago my darling friend Lindy came up with a challenge for Lent.
"Six spanks a day with a different implement" she said.
"Oh what fun" I said. "Shall we join in? " I asked my beloved.
"If you like, why not, I might have to get inventive though....."
I could see his mind working
" Left hand, right hand, all those spoons , wood, leather, flogger, ruler, canes, paddles,oh yes we can keep going for a bit till we have to start again"
he trailed off, and I wandered off. He was getting a bit too keen for my liking. There is me thinking this is a lark, there is his Lordship planning his implements for a major challenge.
And then, oh dearie me....lol
Yep, he fell ill :(
Actually he has had a really bad virus, he has been very poorly. I am a terrible nurse and pretty much just left him to it. I know, I know, I love him but I thought at first he was just being a man. Oh come on you ALL know what I mean.
My turn :(
At this point I realised that he wasn't just being a man (sorry my sir) and for the last couple of weeks we have been a couple of wet lettuces just lolling about doing nothing much.
Of course along came the first of March, and Lindy and Bear got going, implements blazing.
I read her blog and dutifully reported back to hubby , oh a belt today, oh yummy a flogger ...
Inside I was thinking good luck to her, if I had to lay over those pillows I reckon I would cough myself to death.
Time marches on and hubby is feeling a teeny bit better, he doesn't look or sound it but hey I am no Doctor.
This morning he said casually,
"Are you up to joining in then? Get some endorphins going , might make you feel better?"
Now I didn't exactly spring into action, it was more a belly flop onto the pillows like a dead fish :(
"Aha, we have seven days to catch up with, in the interests of niceness we will only do three days today"
"Eek, I am a poorly girl you know!"
"Buck up," he chortled rummaging around in the toy box
"A warm up" he announced,
Left hand coming up ( he is left handed so I guess he was starting easy) Lots more than six though, just saying..
Yep, that's it.
Two days coming up
Our first toy, by now rather dog-eared was his first choice. for sentimental reasons.We were total novices when we wandered into a well known sexy chain store and bought this one. It looks okay but it is a bit on the pathetic side to be honest. It is not too bad so hey go with the flow I say.
He followed this with a nippy little stingy spatula, which I am not quite so fond of. Wood! need I say more...
So Lindy, we are up and
running spanking. I am still coughing and spluttering, he is still a bit on the wheezy side but gosh I needed that. Three down , five behind but we are catching you....
Roll on tomorrow ......
Hope everyone in Blogland is happy and healthy.
love Jan, xx