Wednesday, 23 August 2017

New Toy Equals Sore Behind!


Hello everyone,

Now I know the title of this post is enticing you all to read here today expecting an exciting spanking  tale.

What I wonder was your first thought?

 Maybe a new and dastardly implement such as one of Ronnie's stingy little 


Well I do have one of these little suckers but mine has a snazzy red handle, but no try again,

Maybe
Nope, the pain isn't egg shaped!

Not a nasty piece of wood either even if mine has pretty blue ribbon threaded through the handle.


Onto another feel, could it be leather causing my pain, possibly a


Oh gosh I wish I looked like this!


I am not fond of this either but I reckon this could have done it, but no still not the right pain



It wasn't even one of these little delights
Well, I suppose some find these delightful ;)



Not to be a masochist or anything but I do so wish it had been this..


Okay suspense over. My darling husband has bought me a nice  new shiny,
Drum roll please ......



 Ta Dah!!!!

Oh my Stars!
 I love my new toy but blinking heck! I have a sore posterior. My new (and only ) rule is that I ride it every day.  After not having ridden a bike since my school days I am finding my lovely new toy very hard on the rear. Any suggestions ladies?

I am jolly sure I need to stick to my rule. I am not too keen on a naughty girl spanking at the moment.

 Not this sort  thank you very much!





 Maybe this one as a reward for all that riding, with lots of massage and rubbing in between.
A girl can dream.......


So there you have it ladies, if you want a sore behind  and can't get a spanking buy a bike!!!

Hope you are all having  a lovely week
love Jan, xxx

33 comments:

  1. Jan, This is such a fun post! And I love the bike. Good for you. You go girl. Hmmm. I have a bike and no man at home. Maybe my next break from my troubles should be a ride around town rather than a cry in the tub. Amy

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    1. hi Amy, definitely yes, go for a ride, I think it will make you feel better, it does me.
      love Jan, xx

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  2. Jan,
    I am at Starbucks and you had me guessing and then laughing. Good for you and your backside can hurt for an entirely different reason. Ride away!
    Meredith

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    1. Hi Meredith, It jolly well hurts, and not for the right reasons! Glad to amuse you with my predicament,lol
      love Jan, xx

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  3. Well, Jan, it looks like a splendid new toy. My first priority would be to get on Amazon and order one of those gel seats. People say they are the best. You do need to be careful of your tailbone if you haven't ridden in a while.

    And now, completely off the subject. That last black and white photo - good golly! That bottom of hers just can't be real! She would not need any sort of padding to ride your bike.

    Hugs Across the Pond,
    Ella

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    1. Hi Ella, When we bought it, we tried to find one that had a padded seat, it was the best we could see. Hubby has already said he will get one of those gel seats for me :)
      I am well padded too but it doesn't seem to have made much difference! See you soon
      love Jan, xx

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  4. Jan: I am very happy seeing you posting regularly again! You have fun posting, and your readers have fun reading! This is a hoot! Have fun on your bicycle! Such a thoughtful husband you have!
    Bottoms up
    Red

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    1. Hi Red, I hope you are behaving now! I am enjoying my bike, even with a sore backside.
      love Jan, xx

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  5. I love your new toy! I would love one, but there is no where I could ride it from my house. And I just don't think I'd load it up and drive anywhere to ride on a regular basis. But you go girl!!

    Ella's right, you need a gel seat - I know you'll love it!

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    1. Hi Pk, I am having trouble deciding where to go too. I am not very brave so wan tot avoid too much traffic. I am getting a bit fed up with riding the same route round the village every day. I am going to risk a bit further away today!
      love Jan, xx

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  6. Oh Jan, I love your new toy. I agree it is hard at first to become used to the seat. My suggestion is to buy a good pair of bike shorts with a thick lining inside. Took me ages to feel comfortable. It is one of the best feelings though riding a bike. Now you need a tandem to ride along singing the push bike song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=godJY-z-3sM
    Imagine the fun you could have with John as the captain and you as the stoker.
    Hugs Lindy xx

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    1. Hi Lindy, I am not sure I want anything extra on my behind, it is huge enough on it's own,lol. Mind you I have to do something. He always comes along on his bike, I don't think he trusts me on my own!
      love Jan, xx

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  7. Hi Jan,

    This was so much fun to read, and yes, I did think it was one of Ronnie's canes initially lol.

    A bike, how awesome! Enjoy :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Hi Roz, I thought everyone would think of Ronnie's canes! I love my new bike and today hubby and I rode to the bike shop and he bought a gel seat for me!!
      love Jan, xx

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  8. Jan hello,

    This made me smile, fun post. Love your new toy. I don't think I would be brave enough to ride around where we live, too much traffic. Have fun.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. Hi Ronnie, We are lucky with the traffic round here. Today I went to the bike shop and then on to the beach, for ice cream. My reward for getting that far!
      love Jan, xx

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  9. Hi Jan!:) I too thought that it was one of Ronnie's canes that you were righting about. LOL!

    How fun about the bike. Do you wear a helmet? We love Love LOVE your brain! <3

    You've gotten the two suggestions that came to my mind- a good gel seat that is more ergonomically shaped for regular, yet leisurely riding for a young lady. the other- Lindy's idea if you still can't get comfortable. Good for you on the biking! What a sweetheart your John is. Have fun- both on you new bike, and with all of those fun implements that you tried to fool us with! LOL! Many hugs,

    <3 Katie

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    1. *not righting about... WRITING about! Sheesh! I need more tea before commenting about, in the morning! xoxo

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    2. Hi Katie, Today hubby bought me a fancy gel seat and oh gosh it is so much better! I have been out with hubby for a couple of hours today , to the bike shop and then to the beach for icecream! I love this biking malarky. No helmet but I am just about to buy one as I feel a bit wobbly still, lol
      love Jan, xx

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  10. My wife does not need a new toy, the hairbrush works just fine, ask me. Purchased it right after our marriage and when I see it in her hand, I quickly do as told, and hope the spanking is over quickly, it never is. Jack

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    1. hi jack, we had a hairbrush until it broke on my behind!!
      love Jan, xx

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  11. LOL..you had me fooled...I love the way you wrote this. Good luck with the riding, I will stick to walking safer...hugs abby

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    1. hi Abby, It was my physio who suggested cycling as I have a poorly hip and walking is too painful. The cycling has helped no end and it is fun.
      love Jan, xx

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  12. Hi Jan, you made me smile as a keen biker I know the problem, gel seat yes, padded shorts a must the best you can find, not the most expensive, the two are not the same. You can buy padded knickers for under your usual clothes if you don't like lycra there not as good but they do help. Great way to keep fit, keep at it, it does get easier. Love A

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    1. Hi A. Thanks for the advice, hubby has bought me a gel seat and it is helping! I am hoping I toughen up a bit as I get used to it!
      love Jan, xx

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  13. Jan, what a tease you are! I hope the new seat will be more comfortable for your bum. Great way to exercise, have fun!
    Rosie xx

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    1. Hi Rosie, It is definitely better. I am so glad you are okay.
      Love Jan, xx

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  14. Enjoy your bicycle...sounds like you have already received good advice and a new padded seat so you are on your way! :-) I wish I liked biking - too afraid of falling. :-) Hugs

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    1. Hi Terps, I loved it as a child but wasn't sure if I would now. I started it to replace the walking on my poorly leg, I do love it though, I do feel a bit wobbly though!
      love Jan, xx

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  15. lol - could be worse - could have been a boneshaker bicycle! Hope the new seat works out better!

    hugs
    DF

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    1. Hi DF, The new seat is great, We are lucky these days, it must have been hard going in the early days!
      love Jan, xx

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  16. Ha! Cute post, and congrats on the new bike! Many bike seats are definitely not as comfortable (or comfortable at all) for me these days. I hope the new seat is much more comfy for you!

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    1. Hi Lilli, Hope you and yours are doing well. I am getting used to it now!
      love Jan, xx

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