I am guessing that you really only have to read the title of this post to know exactly how things are going over here.
Of course I imagine that you all look like this
Yes I thought so.
Honestly, you must all be so surprised to learn that someone of my angelic tendencies could possibly behave in anyway less than perfectly but I am afraid to say that I have had a very bad ride on my lovely bicycle.
As you all are aware I am supposed to ride it every day. Mostly I do, and if I don't I do have a good reason ( poorly, away for a couple of days, that sort of thing...)
Well the other day I had no good reason to renege on my obligations. I just felt
I think my beloved had a fair inkling as soon as we set off that the was not in for an easy ride |(pardon the pun).
He always comes too, possibly to make sure I ride not hide, lol. Possibly to keep an eye on my safety as I am pretty hopeless. Usually I choose the route we take if we are not going anywhere special. His first tip off must have been when I flat out refused to lead the way.
an apt description
I could hear it myself when I said "I will follow you for a change", somehow even I could hear myself being stroppy. As he gave me this look
Guess what I did as he set off in front of me
Yep, that was it, good job he doesn't read here, just saying....
Of course as he is so bored with my routes he went a different way, well that didn't suit as you can imagine. I was moaning from the get go,
too hilly ( it really wasn't),
too much traffic (none so you would notice),
too far ( a few feet would have been too far the mood I was in) ,
too cold ( nice warm evening actually),
too hot ( It's Autumn in England, how could it be too hot!)
too fast ( nope)
I stopped..... Now please just remember here we are on a public road and although it was quiet it was still populated!
"I have had enough I am going home!" I shouted.
"Yes you are and when you get there you are to go straight upstairs and get your knickers off . I have had just about enough of this!" he yelled back.
Goodness knows what possessed me to shout at him in the street but I suppose I asked for his response :(
I then started back home and would you believe it I got the giggles, proper giggles even though I knew I was in trouble.
I could hear him uttering dire threats behind me and muttering about the consequences of my actions, yada yada yada...... He really better not read this post or else I will be getting another dose.
The more he threatened the more I laughed, must have looked like a crazy girl, riding along grinning like a hyena.
On arriving home I was still smirking, he was still bossy :(
"Upstairs now! And open the box while you are getting ready, this needs weaponry!"
Oh dear that changed my tune a tad, I was not so keen on that idea I can tell you. While I am not a fortune teller or anything, I could foresee wood in my imminent future.
Oh my favourite position.
Please note I treated you to a nicer rear than mine here. In my imagination I look like this , in reality I don't......
No that's not me either
I suppose by the time he had doled out a bit of retribution I had stopped giggling and started wailing, and he had resumed his usual demeanor. By now we were both laughing and cuddles etc were forthcoming.
Normal service resumes.
On a side note, today I had to take my bike back to the shop as .....
I have broken it :(((
Actually it has developed a nasty rattle and no it wasn't me, hubby says it is something to do with the pedals.
On the plus side I get a day off :) Yay!
Hope you are all having a great week, with or without spankings as you so desire.
love Jan, xx