Sunday, 10 December 2017

Don't say that!



Hello dear readers,

Let me set the scene for you.

A very rainy day in England (actually pouring is more accurate, raining cats and dogs if you will).




 A cosy breakfast out with close cousins, nice warm  restaurant, good food. All is going great so far.


Halfway through the meal a text arrives..

"I am now going in"

Great excitement ensued from one member of the group (Me).  I was finally going to see my brother surfing. He has surfed for about forty years to be honest, about as long as I have danced and yet neither of us has ever seen the other in action so to speak. I think when we were younger we were both always escaping our home situation with our hobbies lives that it just never happened. I always knew about it, we knew about each other's successes, but oddly never watched each other. Don't get me wrong we were as close as two peas in a pod and still are really so....

Anyway I digress.  Now I wanted to shovel in the food as fast as possible and head to the beach, ( less than ten minutes away). I have been trying to get to see him since he has taken a break from his job a few months ago and has surfed every minute there was surf. Bear in mind we live in England here, and on the East Coast  as well.  Surf is not always up near us and he travels all over the place. We have tried a few times lately but the surf has not cooperated in the slightest. 

Well this not so fine morning I was determined. Having persuaded the cousins to join us off we sped to the beach.
At this point you need to know we were not really dressed for the beach in  England in December. yes we had coats on and gloves but I was in a skirt and jumper and pearls for goodness sake. Parking near my brother's camper van ( yes he is an actual surfer dude). I leapt out of the car and putting my hood up rushed to the cliff edge and looked over.


This is the actual beach but imagine if you will buckets and buckets of icy cold rain pouring down, great big waves crashing against the shore and half a dozen surfers way along the coast.

I was so excited to see him. In my defence here I did tell the others including hubby ( who had no hat or gloves and only a thinnish coat ) that they didn't have to come, but good sports that they are they gamely plodded in my wake along the beach to see if I could spot which one of the little  black dots was my brother. In an English sea in Winter all the surfers wear boots, gloves and hats to go with their wetsuits like little black snowmen....

Not him but ......

We were all like drowned rats almost instantly, but after trudging along I knew which one he was  and to confirm it he waved to me. He came out to say hello and off he went to give us a display of his prowess.

I felt guilty about everyone getting so wet but I loved watching him. He couldn't believe I had dragged everybody there ( neither could I really but it was my big chance) and  he was secretly so pleased I think.

Of course eventually he got out and we all returned  to our respective homes. our cousins couldn't even come back to our house to warm up, we were all simply too wet. I think my bro was actually the warmest, we were definitely just as wet as him, lol.

On returning home hubby and I had to strip off as we entered the house, everything had to go in the washing machine. I was wet throught to my knickers!

So there I was running up the stairs in just a string of pearls ( the only dry thing  left) when I made my verbal faux pas

"Gosh my behind is cold!"

Quick as a flash hubby chased after me.

"Easily solved, I am going to warm it up for you. You have earned a spanking getting us all half drowned on the beach this morning while we  follow one of your escapades! "

So there I was draped over the pillows, glamorously dressed in  just  my pearls while my beloved  walloped my posterior until it was nice and toasty  roasted :(.  He definitely enjoyed that part of the day. He always enjoys a spanking when he has a reason to lecture and I will admit I had given him a jolly good one. I think he would probably liked to have told our cousins I paid for it but that will have to remain our little secret! They are such good sports.



Me , I loved it all ;) It was worth every spank. I can't wait to watch him again......

So dear readers, What have you let slip that as soon as you have said it you know for certain that you should have kept your mouth shut?


Hope you are all having fun in the lead up to Christmas. Looks like Grandgirl has a hefty dollop of snow to play in this morning ( and Rosie too I imagine!). We on the other hand have buckets more rain. I wonder if the surf is up.......

love Jan, xx






28 comments:

  1. I love this ..for so many reasons. You gave me an early morning laugh thinking, well sometimes one has to dress properly for a spanking...and just pears is a very appropriate for that activity! hugs abby

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    1. Hi Abby, how are you? Have you stopped blogging my friend? I do love my pearls, lol
      love Jan, xx

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  2. Oh Jan I loved this. Your brother is intrepid, as are other surfers in that cold water. Ray wore a wet suit but I doubt he would ever brave the weather your described. Loved how hubby warmed you up - always a nice way to end a fun adventure.

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    1. Hi Sunny, my brother is as bonkers as me, that is what he is, lol. Hubby is aways looking for an excuse ;)
      love Jan, xx

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  3. Jan,
    You had yourself the perfect adventure......... good food, pearls, a splendid show from a loved one and a spanking once home. You are a lucky girl.
    Meredith

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    1. Hi Merry, yes I am, you are quite right :)
      love Jan, xx

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  4. This was just such a happy post, Jan. I know your brother was so proud to have you there.

    Our 2nd son is an active fencer and competes regularly at places too far away. I remember him being so pleased to have me finally get to see him compete. It was in a nice, warm gymnasium, though.

    You get a round of applause to have dealt with the rain and cold. Loved how you got warmed up.

    Hugs Across the Pond,
    Ella

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    1. Hi Ella, oh that sounds like such a fun hobby. Obviousy my boys both danced all over the country but they both did martail arts too and one of them was a cage fighter for a bit. Never did I think I would be cheering for him in that! When he won he came over and gave me his medal, I don't think he could believe I was in the front row yelling for him!
      love Jan, xx

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  5. Oh Jan, a happy post, made me smile. Loved how your hubby warmed you up. I think all surfers are very brave, I love to watch them. I bet your brother was really pleased you were there. Happy you got to see him.

    We've had around 6 inches of snow today:(

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. Hi Ronnie, he is brave, he always was a fearless child, I was a proper scaredy cat and he was gung ho at everything! Oh dear, we had rain and more rain. Grandbaby has had her first play in the snow too, they had loads, greta fun,
      love Jan, xx

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  6. Hello Jan, you are right, Rosie had plenty of snow today! When Harry gently told me the nasty white stuff was coming down I stuck my head under the duvet, contemplating staying there all day.
    As I have three surfers in the family, I must defend your brother - he is not bonkers, he is dedicated! Shame you all got so wet, nice way to get warm again, though.
    I can’t remember how it came about but I once told Harry that the very first spanking had been a bit like pat-a-cake. I was over his lap at the time. Oops!
    Rosie xx

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    1. Hi Rosie, I bet the surf is up where your daughter is, my brother loves to head down there every chance he gets. Oh I remember that, we always let daft things slip in a weak moment!
      love Jan, xx

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  7. Hahahaha...sorry to laugh, Jan but this so cracked me up...how to dress properly for a spanking. ;) Did all y'all leave home without umbrellas? Was it not raining when you left home? Oh well...at least you got to see your brother surf and got your bum warmed. ;)

    Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Hi Cat, it was too windy for brollies. It was not only pouring but it was blowing a gale too, lol. I was so happy to see him at last.love Jan, xx

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  8. Lovely morning having breakfast with your cousins and then watching your brother surfing. Very brave out in that weather. Glad John warmed you up on returning home. A girl has to look right for a spanking. Maybe you need a tiara as well to go with your pearls.
    Hugs Lindy xx

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    1. Hi Lindy, I felt a proper lemon traipsing round in just my pearls, now everythime I put them on I remember my demise. Hope you are okay Lindy,thinking about you
      love Jan, xx

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  9. Oh Jan, I loved this. Just a string of pearls...perfect, I love it! What a wonderful morning. How great you managed to see your brother doing something he is passionate about, and that you took the others with you. I bet your brother was so happy you were all there.

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Hi Roz, hope you are doing okay. Yes he was pleased as punch we were all there.
      love Jan, xx

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  10. Such a great day! Breakfast in a cosy place, the contrast of the icy rain and later on, a warm behind!

    I can't remember if I've said anything and then immediately regretted it in THAT way, altho I have blurted out stuff then felt terribly bad about saying something nasty or rude. But i suspect that's not what we're talking about here :)

    And pearls. I love them too!

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    1. Hi Fondles, oh dear. I don't think I have spoken out of turn too much just given him an unspoken invitation!!
      love Jan, xx

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  11. Surfing on the east coast in the north sea. yep, my butt would be icy too. Any snow?
    Hugs Del

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    1. Hi DF, we have a heavy frost today and it appears that the buckets of rain have finally stopped. What about you? have you snow and are you okay? We have all been thinking about you?
      love Jan, xx

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  12. That is a great story. So cool to be able to watch your brother surf no matter how cold it is in England, what a treat. My bottom has been spanked for a lot of off comments but none as clever as yours.

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    1. Hi Blondie, well you could always borrow my words, I am happy to share....
      love Jan, xx

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  13. Wonderful to read of your adventures, and very happy that you were able to see your brother surfing. amazing to watch in the pouring rain. Being spanked was an added bonus for a wonderful day
    bottoms up
    Red

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    1. Hi Red, it was a fun day, we were out with the same people yesterday, they must hav eforgiven me because we booked a trip away with them for the Spring!
      love Jan, xx

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  14. I am sure your brother was so happy to have you there watching him. I am glad your hubby helped to remedy the cold behind issue afterwards - that was very thoughtful of him. ;-) Apparently nothing I say will result in such a desirable way at that... Big hugs to you :-)

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    1. Hi Terps, oh dear you better be a very naughty elf this Christmas and poke the Bear!
      love Jan, xx

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